Comments | stolennewyork: First Belch

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First Belch | video

Feb 12, 2012 09:39

Alright, one minute Donkey is blabbering on about cats and boots, and now I'm here. I'm not sure if I should be annoyed or grateful.

I know I don't like the sound of these 'Masters', though. I'm getting awfully sick of these control freak types who decide they can do whatever they want with my life.

So, if you Masters are listening, I'm willing to ( Read more... )

*pic: brass embassy

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[video] unreadability February 12 2012, 14:44:14 UTC

[This look. Nothing else.]

[video] crackpotmagnet February 12 2012, 14:45:58 UTC

You're forgetting the scream.

[video] unreadability February 12 2012, 14:52:18 UTC

I'm hardly one to scream in the face of a child's bogeyman.

[video] crackpotmagnet February 12 2012, 14:54:35 UTC

Pardon me, miss, but I'm hardly "a child's bogeyman".

[So much sarcasm.]

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[video] mygiantbluehead February 12 2012, 14:44:38 UTC

[First, boredom - just another new person.

Second, interest and budding excitement - someone else obviously not human!

Third...]

...Ogre?

[video] crackpotmagnet February 12 2012, 14:47:06 UTC

Uh, yeah.

What are you supposed to be?

Re: [video] mygiantbluehead February 12 2012, 14:58:46 UTC

As in... the mythical, fairy tale creature?

[What. Whaaaaaaat.

Ah, but it is time for introductions! Megamind flicks his collar up and smirks into the camera.]

I am Megamind, incredibly handsome criminal genius. master of all villainy and extraterrestrial!

[video] crackpotmagnet February 12 2012, 15:00:23 UTC

As in the very real fairy tale creature.

...I see.

And what, exactly, is an extraterrestrial -- And why should I care?

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[video] nomorefeathers February 12 2012, 15:40:09 UTC

Ogre? [Head... tilt]

Fair enough, but why announce it?

[video] crackpotmagnet February 12 2012, 15:41:35 UTC

I... Think it's pretty obvious.

[video] nomorefeathers February 12 2012, 15:44:20 UTC

[She shakes her head]

Most folk here can't see through the Mask. No one actually. That I've encountered at least. So they'll see you as human.

What Court are you from?

Re: [video] crackpotmagnet February 12 2012, 15:47:01 UTC

Lady, I have no idea what you're talking about.

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[video] population_ctrl February 12 2012, 17:00:47 UTC

[And like his wife, he's just going to. Stare. The Durocs are not very polite, are they. -_-]

[video] crackpotmagnet February 12 2012, 17:01:50 UTC

Also forgetting to scream. Perhaps you need a little encouragement?

[video] population_ctrl February 12 2012, 17:16:12 UTC

It takes a bit more.

[He definitely looks wary, though.]

What's wrong with socializing?

[video] crackpotmagnet February 12 2012, 17:22:27 UTC

Oh, how brave. [Again with the sarcasm.]

I assume you're joking.

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[Video] rosejewelqueen February 13 2012, 00:03:54 UTC

There aren't many of us who like the sound of the supposed Masters. We tolerate them, but that's about it.

[Queens do not stare. Queens do *not* stare. How many different types of people has she met? What's a large green one? So she won't stare. She'll look at him directly when she talks to him.]

I also don't think they'll care about your deal, given how they've behaved so far. There are places around the city you could go to find a place to live, if you don't like the hotel. Some people squat in buildings, others pay rent for cleaned-up places.

[Video] crackpotmagnet February 13 2012, 13:04:35 UTC

I can make them care. Might be less of a hassle if I just found a place to stay, considering what happened last time I made someone care.

Now...

I believe you should be screaming.

[Video] rosejewelqueen February 15 2012, 00:02:16 UTC

If you can, tell me how you managed it. It'd be something useful to know.

[Blink.]

Why should I be screaming?