happy fucksgiving.
you turkey.
i figured that picture would clog up your friends page, even though you should love it because it's funny as shit.
i'm at my mom and dad's house. lizzy came with me and my mom is making her sleep on the couch. i don't understand this. i'm a grown-ass man. i'll probably kidnap her at some point tonight and bring her into my room with me. she had fun going through all the old photo albums and making fun of my awkward pubescent years.
i haven't eaten in two days and you have no idea how ready i am to eat some turkey and watch the game. who's with me? i wish i could spend the holiday with trey, but unfortunately he is going through complete bullshit right now. i'm sorry, pam and trey. you didn't deserve that.
a few entries ago, i wrote about how paris hilton looks better in night vision. i was wrong. she looks better as a south park character.