half-assed post.

[stone_matt]

i've been online a lot more lately. i thought that staying with trey and pam was going to work out better for me, but i am just a third wheel. plus, pam makes all this soy shit and i really just fucking can't stand it anymore. all i've been eating is fudge and cookies. and scotch. there is definitely a jiggle in my ass that wasn't there before. fed

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[bek_hansen]

...Professor Lupin? It's David Thewlis, darling.

Aww. We're so JEWISH.

I should come back and give up on dating and just be a whore. I'm shy, but I'll get over it.

[stone_matt]

david thewlis? it's professor lupin, anal slut beck.

i think maybe you just have social anxiety. someone needs to smack you around. :-*

[bek_hansen]

It's David Thewlis. And I'm being really sensitive right now :'(

Right about now I WISH I was an anal slut.

Maybe just a bit.

[stone_matt]

don't be a vagina, becky. it makes matty sad. :(

i'll come cheer you up.

[f_anna]

Dreamy sigh. Tonight will be great.:')

If you have no place to stay, you could stay with me for a few days.

[stone_matt]

you are so wonderful :')

[f_anna]

I know.;)

[garofalo_j]

haha I made it to the word titties and quit reading.

[stone_matt]

well that's halfway. you're making progress.

[_treyparker_]

Any other time I would just let this one pass by and not say anything since I don't know how to add to it, but since you made such a big deal about me reading your lame shit, I'll just randomly fart on you as evidence that I have been here.

[stone_matt]

don't read it, then. see if i care.