i feel like i'm watching the bomb fall from on high, just waiting for the release it will bring

so, i'm at castle hill coast guard station this weekend. there was a lull in the activity for a little while so i decide to go take a piss. i get to my bathroom and there's a floater in the toilet. i was like 'huh. that's kinda disgusting'. so i flush it. and as it flushes the water gets browner and browner and gets higher and higher. and i'm ( Read more... )

i'm going away till tuesday

Turn on tha radio, nah fuck it turn it off
Fear is your only god on the radio
Nah fuck it, turn it off
Turn it off, turn on tha radio, nah fuck it turn it off
Fear is your only god on the radio
Nah fuck it, your saviour's my guillotine, crosses and kerosene

Merge on tha networks, slangin' nerve gas
Up jump tha boogie then bang, let 'em hang
While ( Read more... )

so this weekend kick a bit of ass, being alone without my family. but they're back now and i have work in the morning. i still can't believe that i almost forgot to wash and put away the shot glasses before they got home. that would have been unfortunate

i found out today that a canadian did better on the U.S. history final exam then the rest of his class

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond ( Read more... )

today i saw something that probably ranks among the top ten most disturbing things i've ever seen: a dead baby SOMETHING on the lawn of some rich woman in jamestown. little did i know that when i turned to throw some dead flowers in my bucket that there would be this tiny hairless pink thing in the lawn... i felt really bad for it, because it ( Read more... )

so i was watching tv today and this hair commercial came on. i think it was avacor or something it doesn't matter. anyway, they had this before and after picture of this bald guy. but above the after picture, where he had much more hair, it said 60 SECONDS later! i was like shit! either that was a major typo or i'm gonna use that stuff next time i ( Read more... )

so tonight was interesting. at times it sucked but at others it was hilarious. "this fire is hot" *shakes head* kathleen lol what are we gonna do with you? and i'm upset cuz i didn't get a hug. or my hat. *cries like an emo child*. anyway. i think i'm gonna stay up for a while longer. because i'm that cool. and i also think i'm gonna keep typing ( Read more... )