Comments | stonecoldrose: +17+

stonecoldrose

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Nov 09, 2008 15:15

So Badou's been here the past couple of days. I swear, we'll have to start rolling him around if he keeps eating at this rate. Perhaps we could even rent him out to circus freak shows and children's parties.

( For all your poor virgin eyes. )

squalo always looks like that, too many deviled eggs, badou, emmett, esme needs to stop feeding strays, that husband of mine, ms paint is a fine medium, badou's stomach is a black hole, fandom post, blobou, this so doesn't look good, not like it matters to me, fast food?

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visionful November 9 2008, 20:32:58 UTC

I put a clown nose on him about an hour ago. I don't think he's noticed.

stonecoldrose November 9 2008, 20:34:15 UTC

Careful, he might have thought it was a tomato and eaten it.

How are you doing, dear sister.

visionful November 9 2008, 20:36:25 UTC

....Aw, peas. I spent a good $2 on that thing.

Oh, I'm well, DARLING SISTER DEAREST KUMQUAT PIE.

stonecoldrose November 9 2008, 20:37:21 UTC

However will we overcome such a financial setback. However will we survive.

Kumquats?

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slithersniper November 9 2008, 20:33:17 UTC

If that ain't attractive I don't know what is.

stonecoldrose November 9 2008, 20:35:58 UTC

You know how these redheads get. They just keep spiraling downwards until they collapse into themselves.

slithersniper November 9 2008, 20:37:51 UTC

He looks like he's about ready to do so.

stonecoldrose November 9 2008, 20:40:42 UTC

And you look like you've come off a bad round of Botox. Honestly what is wrong with your lips.

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visionful November 9 2008, 20:33:39 UTC

I think we should start toting him in a wheelbarrow!

stonecoldrose November 9 2008, 20:35:01 UTC

But then he'll get too big for a wheelbarrow and he'll have been spoiled. Which means getting a forklift, then a crane, and then an orbiting space station.

visionful November 9 2008, 20:37:19 UTC

Hmmmmmm. You know, you have a point.

But we could set up some giant bowling pins and have a tournament!

stonecoldrose November 9 2008, 20:39:04 UTC

I always do.

Somehow I doubt even Emmett could lift Blobou if he gets that big. ...Although.

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heyheywhat November 9 2008, 20:42:28 UTC

Oh. WHAT?

visionful November 9 2008, 20:43:42 UTC

'Ello, Muffin.

heyheywhat November 9 2008, 20:44:32 UTC

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

AND DON'T FUCKING CALL ME THAT.

visionful November 9 2008, 20:46:23 UTC

Your guardian angel.

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nicotine_patch November 9 2008, 21:25:49 UTC

MORE FOOOOOOOOOOD!!!

visionful November 9 2008, 21:27:20 UTC

No more food until you wash yourself, Smelly.

I have a rag on a stick prepared for you in the kiddie pool.

nicotine_patch November 9 2008, 21:33:02 UTC

I SHOWERED TWO DAYS AGO JUST TURN OFF YOUR NOSE YOU DON'T ACTUALLY NEED TO USE IT ALICE

visionful November 9 2008, 21:35:05 UTC

Good boys wash up before cleaning, anyway. Did you learn your manners from Hustler?

Don't MAKE me get out the hose.

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