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In a perfect world, this poster would have been the one for the movie fangirls paid $70.6 million to see this past weekend.
However. This is hardly a perfect world, despite my presence in it. So instead, the fandom got this.
One can just imagine the Baywatch theme going in the background. David Hasselhoff is just waiting behind one of the trees with a speedo.
This at least shows Alice being Alice. Everyone is matching. We're either going for a magazine photo shoot or recruiting for our own little cult.
The disparities between this wannabe and myself don't even need to be discussed. Ugh suffices well enough.
Oh my, I do believe Jasper is getting an idea. Or maybe not, it could be the drugs he's taking at the moment. Who knows. Thank god he doesn't actually look like that.
Carlisle and Esme look just a tad two-dimensional there, no? Honestly. Being technically dead does not automatically mean a total washout.
Last I saw this little traitorous bug, he had a slightly olive-toned complexion. When the hell did he become Jamaican.
Not that I particularly mind this bitch, but. Facts are facts. Victoria has red hair. Flaming red hair. Often referred to as a flame in the distance.
What is with the mongrel. He looks five years old. Six, tops. Good god.
Why anyone would bother shelling out the money to see this piece of schlock on the big screen, I have no idea.
However. This is hardly a perfect world, despite my presence in it. So instead, the fandom got this.
One can just imagine the Baywatch theme going in the background. David Hasselhoff is just waiting behind one of the trees with a speedo.
This at least shows Alice being Alice. Everyone is matching. We're either going for a magazine photo shoot or recruiting for our own little cult.
The disparities between this wannabe and myself don't even need to be discussed. Ugh suffices well enough.
Oh my, I do believe Jasper is getting an idea. Or maybe not, it could be the drugs he's taking at the moment. Who knows. Thank god he doesn't actually look like that.
Carlisle and Esme look just a tad two-dimensional there, no? Honestly. Being technically dead does not automatically mean a total washout.
Last I saw this little traitorous bug, he had a slightly olive-toned complexion. When the hell did he become Jamaican.
Not that I particularly mind this bitch, but. Facts are facts. Victoria has red hair. Flaming red hair. Often referred to as a flame in the distance.
What is with the mongrel. He looks five years old. Six, tops. Good god.
Why anyone would bother shelling out the money to see this piece of schlock on the big screen, I have no idea.