Just for Jack

[stonedbyreality]

So, this entry is just for Jack because well I'm bored at the moment and she does after all put together a pretty solid argument, that's for sure.

So what pointless dribble will I talk about?

Well, I'll tell you.

Dreaming.

You see, I'm like the almighty ruler of dreaming, ask anyone I swear.

I always have crazy dreams and that's more or less

Comments

[drinkdrivekill]

I may not be hot, but I'll totally sex you

[earlysunsets]

I like your dreams, especially when I appear, wheelchair bound, yelling at you.
Or you know... those really sick ones you have about David Hasselholf. I'm not one for exessive chest hair, but suit yourself.

[stonedbyreality]

You clearly have no idea what's hot then. I don't understand how you don't find serious amounts of man body hair attractive. Especially when mixed with maple sirop.

[earlysunsets]

Damn, I wish I were as patriotic as you. Or pathetic. WHUT.

[anonymous]

ok so I've formulated a plan: Arrange to be knocked out to the point of comatose.

In this coma, you will have endless days, perhaps weeks, yea perhaps even YEARS of joyful dreams of questionable activities. THEN they will never have to end--THEN perhaps you'll finally get past first base...or second...or...well, you know. I won't ask. Your dreams are for your head.

MAN am I hungry. I just had a large plate of spaghetti. Something wrong?

[stonedbyreality]

Have you been sneaking my pills?