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[stonedbyreality]

So I haven't been dead or anything, I've actually been working. Some lady from Liz Claiborne called me early one morning and made me come see her and then she gave me a job. I was very excited and then it all crumpled. Middle aged ladies can be really cruel and I seriously didn't know how to react to those things. I'm really surprised by people

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[earlysunsets]

You know my stance on Walmart.... shudder.

[stonedbyreality]

Yeah I would never go back though, I'm just saying it made Walmart seem that good.

[crimson_petal]

if middle aged ladies are mean to you, you simply look at them, then say, "you know, you should really consider botox because you really are quite haggard."

or, you simple whisper as they wander around the store "i still have my youth"

[stonedbyreality]

If only I had that tidbit before. I would have totally whispered the youth one. Oh man.

[crimson_petal]

Oh Kelly, you should have!

I can picture it now. We all should save that idea in case we ever find ourselves the writers of a sitcom.

-Jacqui

[drinkdrivekill]

I am filled with nothing but pity after hearing that you went through something that made Walmart less than the trip to the 9th circle and back that it is. But at least you can be on MSN more?

[stonedbyreality]

Are you saying I'm a pathetic loser that has nothing better to with my time then stay on msn all day? ...Well then I guess you're right. But see, sitting in front of a computer for more than an hour makes me ill.

[drinkdrivekill]

Take some gravol and suck it up. I'm worth it.

[anonymous]

Yeah, I know the whole mean old lady thing. I mean, they're 50 and working a clothing store. Possibly very close to minimum wage. Can you blame them?

Well I guess you can. Good call. I'll see you in a week.

-Jackster

[stonedbyreality]

I'm so happy you're coming back. As corny as it sounds I really did miss you... Now I will whither from sweetness...