[Filter to Sybil - Voice - Just begging you to hack it]

[stoneface_vimes]

[ooc: because everyone has been demanding Where's My Cow since day one. Sybil has just sent Vimes a message telling him she can't get Young Sam to go to sleep anymore since Vimes left, and will he do the bedtime story over the journal so she can play it back plzthnx]

Oh, ye gods, if anyone hears this, I'm never going to live it down.

[All of the

Comments

Voice | Vimes | Unhackable

[smokydemon]

This is either utter idiocy or the most brilliant secret code I've ever seen. I'm not sure I want to know which. Don't really want to be disappointed.

[Filtered to Vimes | Text]

[karmauberalles]

...what.

[stoneface_vimes]

It's really not important, sir.

[nohoppityskip]

...I do believe I've read that one.

Though perhaps you should start on harder books? Tacticus is quite good for building a vocabulary.

[stoneface_vimes]

Tacticus is good for learning military strategy, but judging from the Art of War, his vocabulary is a bit specialized for Young Sam.
When he's a bit older, maybe.

[nohoppityskip]

Hmm. I'm a firm believer in increasing children's vocabulary as soon and in as many ways as possible.

You, however, are the parent, I suppose.

[voice]

[tiny_snow_white]

*childish little girl giggling*

[Voice]

[dragon_of_wei]

...Interesting hobby you have, Commander Samuel Vimes.

[stoneface_vimes]

I don't suppose you'll believe that this was not my idea?

[Voice]

[dragon_of_wei]

[-Dripping with pure sarcasm in his tone now-]

Your idea or not, either way I find this highly amusing, Commander Vimes.

Hooray, hooray, for such a glorious day.

[Filtered from Sybil]

[stoneface_vimes]

Bugger off, arsehole.