[Filtered to the Victoria II] See, Death, this is why you should have a skeletal horse...

[stoneface_vimes]

There is something on the deck.
It looks like...horse manure.

Why is there horse shit on the deck?

And can one of the cabin boys get up here and clean it up, please.
Now.

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But the bits fall off of a skeletal horse!

[nohoppityskip]

How odd, Mr. Vimes. Perhaps horses really do fly?

[translation: dammit, he brought the horse]

And look what falls off of a non-skeletal one :|

[stoneface_vimes]

And with the whole of the sky to choose from, this flying horse chooses our deck to crap on?

It would be just our kind of luck...

Yes, but you can still fly it once it's done

[nohoppityskip]

As you said, Commander. Just our luck.

[karmauberalles]

...who brought a horse on board, and why wasn't I informed of it?

[stoneface_vimes]

That's what I'm trying to find out, sir.

[thewarisover]

...Noted, sir. How the heck did a horse get on board...

[Click.]

[anonymous]

Maybe Nobby brought it on board as joke..