(Untitled)

[stoner_ninja]

{Voice recording}

What the hell is this shit!? Where am I!? I don’t remember falling asleep. **cracking noises as the recorder is picked up** What is this thing!? Nothing looks familiar..What the fuck!? Who dumped me here? I want answers!

Comments

[fuuga_chou]

Oh!

OH!

Pick Anji!

He has your answers!

[stoner_ninja]

Anji-san...How the hell you get inside this thing!?

[fuuga_chou]

I am now a pocket-sized voice of wisdom for your traveling convenience!

[stoner_ninja]

I doubt you and that ego could fit in here but whatever.

Ok 'pocket wisdom', where am I?

[daddyslilpyro]

Mind your language.

[stoner_ninja]

Holy Zen! Another voice! What is this thing!?

[daddyslilpyro]

I'll let the eccentric guy explain.

But in the mean time, please try and curb the swearing. There are kids around.

[stoner_ninja]

I don't see any damn kids. I just see an alleyway.

[rghthandneoborg]

Well since you asked so nicely...

[stoner_ninja]

Where am I!?

[rghthandneoborg]

[...]

Discedo. Apparently on another planet. Whether you want to believe it, is up to you entirely.

[stoner_ninja]

I guess he's right...

I was just told 'scientists' are responsible for this. Do you know where I can find them?

[tetsuzansen]

Oh, goddammit, not you too.

[stoner_ninja]

Ok this is getting weird...what the hell's going on!?

[tetsuzansen]

According to Mito, some dumbass scientists here are dragging in people to fix their mess.

Guess that includes practically everybody from back home.

[stoner_ninja]

Well, I'm going to get some answers!

[skybound_love]

I know that annoying, petulant yelling.

[stoner_ninja]

I'm not in the mood.

If you're not going to help, go away!

[skybound_love]

You're in Discedo, in the land of Fortuna. It's not Earth.

[stoner_ninja]

Got that part. I want to know what they want with us.

I heard something about cleaning up a mess but what mess and why?