11.

[stoner_ninja]

{{Voice recording}}

Yo Johnny, I know it's sucks you have to spend your birthday here so we got you something.

Comments

[Private]

[fuuga_chou]

So when do I yell SURPRISE OJIISAN?

Before or after initial abuse? Your A-country customs are very barbarous!

But sound so entertaining!

[Private]

[tetsuzansen]

Barbarous but fucking brilliant.

I call first dibs on smacking the bastard around.

[Private]

[fuuga_chou]

The glory is all yours!

I still have to finish preparing this dish.

I'm marinating it in your saki so perhaps it'll numb his honorable pangs away.

[Private]

[tetsuzansen]

Oi, oi, just don't use all of it.

Not like I'm gonna kill him.

[skybound_love]

Would you be quiet about that? I'm not getting old!

[stoner_ninja]

No one gives a shit how old you are!

Now come over and get the damn presents!