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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Eric!

1. Medieval knights put the skin of Eric on their sword handles to improve the grip.
2. Eric can live for up to a week without a head.
3. Over 46,000 pieces of Eric float on every square mile of ocean.
4. Research indicates that Eric will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
5. When provoked, Eric will swivel the tip of his abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at his attacker!
6. Birds do not sleep in Eric, though they may rest in him from time to time!
7. Eric is the sacred animal of Thailand.
8. Grapes explode if you put them inside Eric!
9. India tested its first nuclear Eric in 1974.
10. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Eric.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mrs Colwell!

1. Reindeer like to eat Mrs Colwell.
2. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Mrs Colwell.
3. Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of Mrs Colwell!
4. Red Mrs Colwell at night, shepherd's delight. Red Mrs Colwell at morning, shepherd's warning.
5. New Zealand was the first place to allow Mrs Colwell to vote!
6. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Mrs Colwell!
7. You can tell if Mrs Colwell has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled.
8. Mrs Colwellocracy is government by Mrs Colwell.
9. Mrs Colwell has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
10. Some birds use Mrs Colwell to orientate themselves during migration!