Will you just come get me? My finger hurts real bad!

[stonerpolo]

I have discovered a new form of torture: stick shards of dried potsticker noodle up your fingernail and then dip the same finger into jalapeno juice. Interrogation rooms will never be the same...

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[satanspetferret]

One of my old roommates told me a story about how he was at a party, eating jalapenos, and then went to take a leak... apparently there's no burning like that kind of burning.

I, having eaten jalapenos and then taken out my contacts w/o washing my hands, know something of that burning as well.