Last night I set my alarm for 5:30 so that I would be up in time for my registration period at 6:00. Unknowingly I set my clock forward an hour while setting the alarm. So I wake up at what I think is 5:30, get out of bed fifteen minutes later and crawl over to my computer. I click the register button and it signs me up for all my classes... ( Read more... )

I got my Scand 150 paper back today, minus ten for a "shallow" interpretation... maybe if he actually read the paper, then he'd find the symbology he was looking for. Stupid professor.

EDIT: My statement above is grammatically correct. It was in fact a deliberate attempt to coax somebody into attacking my grammar. Let me explain ( Read more... )

After a brilliant display of incompetence in a pick up game of basketball, everyone looked at me with disappointment. Nobody said a thing, but all their expressions read "what a waste of height." It made me slightly happy.

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Don't you hate it when somebody other than yourself makes a withdrawl from your checking account from a foreign ATM? HOW ABOUT 4 WITHDRAWLS AMOUNTING TO THE SUM OF YOUR ACCOUNT!EDIT: So basically I got punk'd hardcore style... except without the smiles, laughter, and video cameras when Ashton Kutcher shows up. Apparently somebody has been ( Read more... )