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Yo, one time I sucked six in a row,
One time I sucked six dirty dicks in a row!

shit dude , star trek is so fucking goood. Willian shatner is amaaazing/  also i highlty reccomend the bands Dilated Peoples and Ted Leo.

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Two phrases I am really sick of:

"____ is love."

"I heart _____."

Goddamn it, I hate it when people say those two things.

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"'Dis ain't yo' corner, bitch!"
"Well, I guess my GPS is outta whack, slut!"