[Audio // Common]

[stonesnotsticks]

Is anyone else from the America that-- well, lot'sa people died, an' the sky keeps changin' colors an stuff...? Sometimes, there's these bugs that can kill ya, an' everythin's a desert.

[World War III's sudden occurrence and it's throwing the Earth's axis off center is just a little hard to explain.]

Comments

[lamortdeshommes]

We've had elephants stampeding through metropolises, and giant robotic spiders. But never swarms of bugs and masses of deserts.

[stonesnotsticks]

Yeah, that's not the America I'm from.

...what's a metropolis?

[lamortdeshommes]

Large, bustling cities thriving with life and business.

[phasebitchin]

Not America, not my home planet, but Pandora fits the bill. Freaking nasty bugs that can kill you and explode.

[Everything on Pandora wants to kill people.]

[stonesnotsticks]

I've never heard of Pandora.

[And it sounds like he doesn't want to hear much more about it.]

And I ain't seen any exploding bugs, but I did see these spiders-- the were crawlin' all over a town, an' it was completely covered with webs.

[Naturally, he didn't get much closer to investigate.]

[phasebitchin]

Ugh, gross. How big?

[fred_cassidy]

That's just Las Vegas.

[stonesnotsticks]

I've never been there. I dunno if it was the same, but I'd guess it was.

[Yeah, that went right over his head.]

[fred_cassidy]

[Poor Fred. Nobody appreciates him.]

Was your planet hit by an asteroid?

[hadalotofsugar]

You could be describing the worse parts of Africa.

[Srsly, killer bees and deserts.]

I'm from America, but it's nothing like that, sorry kid.