[Audio/Commentlog] More Cave Lurking

[stonesnotsticks]

[The loss of his sense of direction is actually kinda irritating, but Billy could still get around if he didn't think about where he was going. It took a long time to get anywhere, but he got there eventually. Of course, when he got somewhere, he had to work up the will to get somewhere else. So he's lounging in the caves, paging through the books

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[shipshapeshipco]

[GASP!]

You cannot mean...

It cannot be...

They surely aren't!!!

THEY ARE!

My boy, you've found them! The lost menus of Nebuchadnezzar! Forbidden by fate but never forgotten, the guides to the royal kitchens of Ancient Babylonia! Many a young sous chef looking to stake his steak has searched high and nigh for the lost menus to no avail- but you, dear lad, stunning adventurer and disher-moste-daring, have uncovered the culinary find of the century!

[stonesnotsticks]

[Oh god, why you?]

I don' think they're menus.

['Vladrio, first wiping his blade against the course hide of the fallen beast, leapt down towards the rescued maiden' doesn't exactly sound like any sort of dish... though it does appear to be getting exciting.]

[shipshapeshipco]

Don't play coy now, Billiam. This is going to change everything! No more floor-water and scrubber-pads for you, oh no. Now you are nothing less than a celebrity- in the ancient Mesopotamian gourmand circle, at least.

Perchance you could whip me up a locust barley-pie when you have a moment? I've only ever had the Sumerian mudfish variety before and I found it fairly lacking.

[stonesnotsticks]

[Do forgive him if he's not listening too closely, the book certainly did get a lot more exciting... he didn't think you were allowed to put stuff like this in books. He just might have to looks some of these words up.]

Yeah, sure...

[tic_tech_turtle]

...Books?

[stonesnotsticks]

Yeah. There's a bunch of 'em down here, 'cept y'can't read a whole lot.

[tic_tech_turtle]

Would that be because of water damage?

[but that would make sense]

Why do they keep books in the caves?

[stonesnotsticks]

Maybe. Some of'em are kinda burnt or torn, too.

I dunno, but someone said he found the cap'n's journal here.