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[stoopidbird]

Well the bad news is that the first successful occurrence of a blatant tout trying to flog glastonbury tickets has occurred. Yes that was too many uses of the same word within the once sentence but I'm not feeling particularly eloquent today, reet?

The good news is, when he tried to flog a pair of tickets on a "Buy It Now" auction for £1000,

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[youngliars]

My favourite bit is 'THE TICKET IS PROVIDED FOR SOUVENIR POURPOSES'

Are they not a kind of fish??

[stoopidbird]

A mammal, I think.

Also I love that when he tried to sell the 2 tickets before they went on sale he said he had them in hand, but in this auction he's accusing people of being lazy and not getting out of bed to get them themselves, when HE got them on a dial-up connection.

Er, something's a bit wrong there....

I bet if he'd just taken the time to spellcheck he'd have made a whole load MORE cash!

[youngliars]

I honestly don't think anyone is stupid enough to pay £900 for a pair of tickets to Glastonbury. I honestly honestly don't.

[stoopidbird]

Well we shall see. I think they would. Did you get your tickets in the end?

[perfectlyvague]

You're not ever such a tiny bit obsessed by this man are you? Should Scott be worried? Have you paid £920 just so you can meet him somewhere in Barcelona?

[stoopidbird]

Curses! Foiled!

And no, I just have had nothing better to do with my working day today. And I am a leetle bit fascinated by Ebay full stop at the moment. Full o' lunatics I tells ya!

[ex_dumbgenius]

Check the feedback, though...

"complete scum ruining it for genuine peeps 2 attend glasto should be banned"

Reply by 1stclasstickets: yet again another wanker who only bids to get attention for himself

[stoopidbird]

Oh ace! So this auction was ruined as well? Good news!

Oh I was going to email you anyways - are you around ze Lundun this weekend?