Sunshine and rainbows and shit.
This was written by liliths_child and was inspired by a whole lot of terrible fanfics (and a couple of good ones) that Rei and I read. It's mainly contains a lot of of in jokes and mockery, so most people probably won't get it.
I just had to write a badfic to get it out of my system. It's meant to be absurd and terrible, so if you wince while reading this then I've done my job.
KAT-TUN were on their way to the airport when their car crashed into two foreign exchange students walking into the road. They all jumped out of the car and rushed over to check on the girls. One of them was lying on the road hurt, and the other one was fine and really angry. Kamenashi went to the girl lying down and tried to help her up, but the second they touched sparks jumped between them and they both fell down electrocuted.
The other girl (named Susan) started yelling at everyone and turned to Jin ( who was driving) and the second their eyes met there were sparks and they also fell over electrocuted. An ambulance turned up and everyone piled in to go to the hospital, Nakamaru leaning out of the window and beat-boxing the siren all the way.
They got to the hospital and everyone was put into beds in one big ward because that's totally how they do it in Japan, and the doctor came round and healed everyone. While Taguchi, Nakamaru, Ueda and Koki stood around feeling superfluous.
Suddenly Yamapi burst through the door with his wife Linda, looking concerned. “I was just hanging around the hospital and I heard you guys were here, are you all OK, ne?” he cried. The doctor explained that everything was just fine and Yamapi sighed in relief. Looking at his wife, sparks shot from his dick and electrocuted his wife's uterus making her pregnant with their 312th child. “Oh no, ne!” Yamapi exclaimed. “What will we do? We've already named our children after everyone in Johnnys and after every character that I've played, ne, we're all out of names, ne! It's terrible, ne!”. Jin interrupted him. “If it's a girl you can call her Susan, ne” he said while looking down at Susan and smiling sickeningly. Yamapi realised his best friend was in love and that Kame was in love with the other girl.
Everyone was really happy and in love, except the other four members of KAT-TUN who were still just standing around doing nothing, and the doctor who didn't have a clue what was going on. Everyone started smiling and hugging and laughing and kissing.
And outside, Nino was standing in the snow.
I just had to write a badfic to get it out of my system. It's meant to be absurd and terrible, so if you wince while reading this then I've done my job.
KAT-TUN were on their way to the airport when their car crashed into two foreign exchange students walking into the road. They all jumped out of the car and rushed over to check on the girls. One of them was lying on the road hurt, and the other one was fine and really angry. Kamenashi went to the girl lying down and tried to help her up, but the second they touched sparks jumped between them and they both fell down electrocuted.
The other girl (named Susan) started yelling at everyone and turned to Jin ( who was driving) and the second their eyes met there were sparks and they also fell over electrocuted. An ambulance turned up and everyone piled in to go to the hospital, Nakamaru leaning out of the window and beat-boxing the siren all the way.
They got to the hospital and everyone was put into beds in one big ward because that's totally how they do it in Japan, and the doctor came round and healed everyone. While Taguchi, Nakamaru, Ueda and Koki stood around feeling superfluous.
Suddenly Yamapi burst through the door with his wife Linda, looking concerned. “I was just hanging around the hospital and I heard you guys were here, are you all OK, ne?” he cried. The doctor explained that everything was just fine and Yamapi sighed in relief. Looking at his wife, sparks shot from his dick and electrocuted his wife's uterus making her pregnant with their 312th child. “Oh no, ne!” Yamapi exclaimed. “What will we do? We've already named our children after everyone in Johnnys and after every character that I've played, ne, we're all out of names, ne! It's terrible, ne!”. Jin interrupted him. “If it's a girl you can call her Susan, ne” he said while looking down at Susan and smiling sickeningly. Yamapi realised his best friend was in love and that Kame was in love with the other girl.
Everyone was really happy and in love, except the other four members of KAT-TUN who were still just standing around doing nothing, and the doctor who didn't have a clue what was going on. Everyone started smiling and hugging and laughing and kissing.
And outside, Nino was standing in the snow.