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May 17, 2011 21:10

Who: deansangel918
What: Door-to-door Joke Salesman
When: Anytime
Where: The residential section.
Warnings: Really bad jokes?

( Who's there? )

suguru fujisaki, john marston, castiel, irene adler, harley quinn

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not_a_chicken May 18 2011, 02:36:18 UTC

[What's this? A knock on the door? Zell isn't expecting any company. Maybe it's for a roommate? Who could this possibly be?! Well, best way to find out is to open the door, so he does!]

Yo!

deansangel918 May 18 2011, 02:39:42 UTC

[Castiel responds as he was instructed by his employers. He still doesn't understand the point of this "joke".]

Knock knock.

not_a_chicken May 18 2011, 02:42:06 UTC

[Zell does not realize this is supposed to be a knock knock joke.]

Uh... hey! You here for someone?

deansangel918 May 18 2011, 02:44:56 UTC

[Understandable. Cas isn't very good at this.]

I believe the traditional response is "Who's there?"

not_a_chicken May 18 2011, 02:55:40 UTC

Oh, it's a knock knock joke! Gotcha! Okay.

Who's there?

deansangel918 May 18 2011, 02:58:23 UTC

[Oh good, now they're back on script.]

Amy.

not_a_chicken May 18 2011, 02:59:17 UTC

[Random guy comes to the door telling a knock knock joke. Seems legit.]

Amy who?

deansangel918 May 18 2011, 03:01:46 UTC

[Random guy seems impatient with this whole thing.]

Amy fraid I've forgotten.

[And he holds out a flyer advertising 'Yo Momma Jokes'.]

not_a_chicken May 18 2011, 03:05:37 UTC

[Zell actually chuckles at that one.]

Hah, good one! What's that?

[He accepts the flyer and starts to glance over it.]

deansangel918 May 18 2011, 03:15:39 UTC

You Momma Jokes is having a sale and would like you to purchase jokes from them.

[This is obviously something he's memorized and doesn't really understand.]

not_a_chicken May 18 2011, 03:18:19 UTC

[As he looks through the jokes, Zell's grin fades to a frown.]

HEY! Ma's not fat OR dumb!!

deansangel918 May 18 2011, 04:06:40 UTC

[Castiel just looks confused.]

I don't understand.

not_a_chicken May 18 2011, 04:36:06 UTC

Did ya read this paper ya gave me?!

"Your momma's so dumb, she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death."

That'd NEVER happen to Ma!!

deansangel918 May 18 2011, 04:40:18 UTC

I believe the idea is that you would use this type of phrase to insult someone you dislike. I don't believe it's intended to describe your actual mother.

BTW, just wanna share that I recently got into SPN and it's AWESOME 8| not_a_chicken May 18 2011, 04:50:24 UTC

But I don't wanna insult anyone's ma! Besides, the guy I don't like doesn't have any parents, anyway!

It's a fun show. XD deansangel918 May 18 2011, 04:55:44 UTC

They do sell other types of jokes, but I'm afraid I'm not the best person to explain them.

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