[Open Log]

[deansangel918]

Who: deansangel918
What: Door-to-door Joke Salesman
When: Anytime
Where: The residential section.
Warnings: Really bad jokes?

Comments

[sound_council]

Excuse me?

[deansangel918]

[Obviously these jokes are not as universally well known as his employers thought. (Or the problem might be in his delivery. Hard to say.)]

The standard response is "Who's there?"

[sound_council]

But I have already answered the door. Why would I ask "Who's there"?

[deansangel918]

It's a ritualistic response required in order to tell a specific type of joke.

[Yes, that makes it sound so much better. In an attempt to explain, he holds out a flyer advertising 'Yo Momma Jokes'.]

[sound_council]

I see. Your firm sells jokes of some sort?

[deansangel918]

So I am told. I'm only a temporary employee for this month.

[sound_council]

Ah. I'm afraid I have no need of jokes...I prefer sarcasm instead.

[deansangel918]

[He holds out a flyer advertising 'Yo Momma Jokes'.]

If you change your mind, they're apparently having a sale.

[Castiel really dislikes this job.]

[sound_council]

...

[He looks at the flyer. His mother has been dead for most of his life.]

I see. Thank you, but no.

[deansangel918]

[Castiel just nods and turns to walk away. Another one down, hundreds more to go.]

[sound_council]

[Kabuto shuts the door behind him, and goes back to work, putting the incidence out of his mind.