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[deansangel918]

Who: deansangel918
What: Door-to-door Joke Salesman
When: Anytime
Where: The residential section.
Warnings: Really bad jokes?

Comments

[majoras_puppet]

[Watching Castiel's progression... and he giggles.]

You're not doing it right!

[deansangel918]

[Castiel gives him a wary look.]

I'm doing what my employers instructed me to do.

[majoras_puppet]

But jokes are supposed to be funny! Yours are boring!

[deansangel918]

I just have to tell the jokes. I don't have to make them amusing.

[majoras_puppet]

What's the point of telling a joke if it's not funny??

[deansangel918]

I don't know. [Serious answer to a rhetorical question?]

I have always had problems understanding human jokes.

[majoras_puppet]

Then maybe I should show you some Skull Kid jokes!

[deansangel918]

... I'm not sure that would be wise. [He's not sure what this being is. He's just cautious.]

[majoras_puppet]

Come on, you smelly old Deku Baba! Let's have some fun!

[deansangel918]

... What is a 'deku baba'?

[majoras_puppet]

You don't know what a Deku Baba is?? It's a plant that'll bite you in half if you're not careful!

[deansangel918]

I am not a plant.

[Missing the point completely.]

[majoras_puppet]

Of course not! You're too ugly to be a plant. Hee hee!

Now come on, let me show you some fun jokes!

[deansangel918]

... [He's about to explain that this isn't his true form, but the insistence on jokes distracts him.]

Very well, if you must.

[majoras_puppet]

Hee hee! Perfect! Come on, let's go to your next stop! Ooh, and gimme some of those papers! I have an idea.

[deansangel918]

[Castiel has a bad feeling about this.]

Tell me what you're going to do first.