[Open Log]

[deansangel918]

Who: deansangel918
What: Door-to-door Joke Salesman
When: Anytime
Where: The residential section.
Warnings: Really bad jokes?

Comments

[not_a_chicken]

[What's this? A knock on the door? Zell isn't expecting any company. Maybe it's for a roommate? Who could this possibly be?! Well, best way to find out is to open the door, so he does!]

Yo!

[deansangel918]

[Someday he'll realize that perhaps just saying it straight out like that isn't the best way to do it, but not today.]

My wings are not visible to humans, but I do have them.

[not_a_chicken]

[Aw, look at the disappointment on Zell's face.]

Ya mean there's no way to 'em to me? At all?!

[deansangel918]

If you were to see my true form, it would burn out your eyes.

lol omg that awkward moment you realized you forgot to type a whole entire word... xD;;

[not_a_chicken]

Aww, maaaan! Well, how big are your wings?

[If he can't see them, maybe Zell can at least imagine them!]

Happens to everyone... XD;

[deansangel918]

[He has to think about that for a moment.]

If you were able to see them while I'm in this form, they would be approximately fifteen feet across.

[not_a_chicken]

[Zell stands back a bit, trying to imagine that wingspan as he looks over Castiel. He looks thoughtful as he puts up his hands, trying to estimate fifteen feet.]

THAT'S HUUUUUGE!! I guess it's a good thing ya can't bring 'em out, 'cause then it'd be hard to fit in some o' these tiny rooms on this ship!

[deansangel918]

That is true. It would be very awkward if they actually existed on this physical plane.

[not_a_chicken]

So uh... Guess I should let ya get back to your job, yeah?

[As fascinated as Zell is by meeting a real angel, he's starting to realize maybe he shouldn't keep bothering him, for now.]

[deansangel918]

[Castiel nods slightly.]

I should get this over with and finish handing out these flyers.

[not_a_chicken]

Good luck! I hope ya find people to buy your jokes!

[He gives Castiel a friendly wave.]

[deansangel918]

Thank you.

[And he's off to the next doorway.]