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[deansangel918]

Who: deansangel918
What: Door-to-door Joke Salesman
When: Anytime
Where: The residential section.
Warnings: Really bad jokes?

Comments

[revyourharley]

[see she'd opened the door and expected something with a little more 'pa-zaaaazz!' more pazazz than a man with flyers and a rather bland disposition. no clown makeup, no big floppy shoes. she knows where this "knock knock" should go to but...]

[you know. as a professional prankster, she is quite skeptical. but still smiles and cheerfully answers; ]

Who's there~?

[revyourharley]

[and laugh even a little bit more before -]

done

[revyourharley]

[ - hrnk.]

That just made it un-funny!

[and she leans forward. to give him a flick on the nose.]

I lol'd

[deansangel918]

[He pulls away after she flicks him, blinking at her in surprise.

The he shoves the flyer at her.]

Just take this so we can get this over with and I can move on.

teehee!

[revyourharley]

No.

[this time, she jabs him in the chest with a finger.]

If you can't tell a joke, I ain't taking one.

Re: teehee!

[deansangel918]

[He doesn't move this time, and that probably felt a little like poking a statue. Hopefully she didn't break her finger.]

I'm a temporary employee. My job is to hand out these flyers, not entertain people.

Re: teehee!

[revyourharley]

You can't be a clown and not tell jokes. 's an insult.

[to clownfolk everywhere! hmph! - and yeah, owwie her finger! :(]

Tell me another one. An' make it funny!

[deansangel918]

I'm not a clown. I'm an angel.

[Sigh. Fine. But this one probably won't be any funnier.]

Knock knock.

[revyourharley]

Same thin'.

[she folds her arms, and raises an eyebrow]

Who's there?

[deansangel918]

[Angels are clowns? Well, not the time or place to get into that argument.]

Ice cream soda.

[revyourharley]

[it's an argument that will be had if this joke ain't good.]

Ice cream soda who~

[deansangel918]

[Straight-faced...]

Ice cream soda whole world will know what a nut you are.

1/2

[revyourharley]

[goodness how to say this.]

[how to be nice and maybe even considerate about this...]

[how does one say... - oh, no, that's not very nice. maybe...maaaaaaybe....]

[AH YES. she's got it -]

[revyourharley]

BOOOOOOOO!

[with a big thumbs down.]

[deansangel918]

[The angel is just going to raise an eyebrow.]

I take it you don't approve of that one either?

[revyourharley]

'S your delivery.

Just kills...every joke. [and she shakes her head.]