my christmas tree's delicious ♥ // open

[plznospoilers]

Who: plznospoilers putseroinhero, one nostray and a itsnotzura walk into a bar...
What: ...And emerge the heroes of Christmas in May! Please see this post for details.
When: Tonight tonight tonight!
Where: All over yonder ship. Is yonder the right word? Can I use it this way? Does anyone even read these?
Warnings: Half-naked drunk men singing carols and Jiraiya asking girls to sit on his

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[yellow_snakeyes]

[it's probably a mistake to answer the door but he Does it anyway]

[...yeah, definitely a mistake. Bloody kids, gtfo Crowley's lawn doorstep.]

[itsnotzura]

We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, and a happy new beer!

[yellow_snakeyes]

[Two very obvious statements are at war with one another in his mind for several seconds as he stares blankly at the carolers. The first finally wins out over the second, because as far as Crowley knows, even though Katsura's companions are clearly three sheets to the wind, this sort of behavior is normal for the samurai and he may, in fact, be entirely sober.]

It's the middle of May.

[itsnotzura]

There is no limit on Christmas Cheer, Crowley-dono! Although I have previously regarded you as a semi-discomforting deviant, tonight I am full of Good Will!

[yellow_snakeyes]

You're always full of Good Will. And Christmas Cheer reaches its limit every year around the second week of November.

[itsnotzura]

Is there a limit to happiness? To love for one's brethren? To festival spirit? I think not, Crowley-dono!

[PUTS A CANDY CANE IN HIS HAND]

[yellow_snakeyes]

[Looks at the candy cane]

[Looks back at Zura]

And what's the point of this?

[BRANDISHES THE CANDY CANE]

[itsnotzura]

It is yours to enjoy. When you are older, you will think back on the taste of candy canes, and become quite nostalgic for times that were purer.

[says the crossdressing drunk]

[yellow_snakeyes]

[That earns Zura a raised eyebrow and a very deliberate stare]

....Purer. Riiiight.