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WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE

May 25, 2011 10:46

Who: Pip Bernadotte stolethatkiss , aaaand...you!
What: JEEP JOYRIDING/being chased shenanigans! You can feel free to hop on wih him, tell him to stop, get yo' ass chased by angry planetside theme park employees, whatever B)
When: NOW
Where: Planetside, in the park
Warnings: LANGUAGE. Possibly violence but not really? But LANGUAGE.

( we've got fun and games )

pip bernadotte

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nostandards May 25 2011, 17:17:42 UTC

[it seems that, despite the negligence she showed in her previous network post, Panty is still employed at the school and responsible for that poor, unfortunate group of children. today, they're having a celebratory field trip down to the planet before the month is over... and Panty had gotten dragged along to chaperone. fun.

however, her demeanor seems to change from upset to when she sees the commotion taking place in front of her. fuck yes she wants to get in on that! completely disregarding the fact that she's supposed to stay in that general area in case one of the roaming kids gets tired or bored, she waits until the right moment and leaps into the jeep.]

You got room for one more?

stolethatkiss May 25 2011, 17:22:44 UTC

[And, of course, being the exemplary Frenchman that he is, he glances over at Panty (and at the group of kids who've just been abandoned) and gives her a low, long whistle, giving her a little tip of his hat while driving his jeep with one hand.]

Shirking your duties, mademoiselle? For fucking shame.

[Not that he cares, since he's doing exactly the same. He hears a few of his fellow employees yelling after him, but he's ignoring it for now.[

Where to?

nostandards May 25 2011, 18:29:58 UTC

[she shrugs nonchalantly as they drive off. sure enough, after the kids watch for a few seconds as their teacher takes off, they go back to what they were doing before. whether this is good or bad for them, no one will ever know.]

Who gives a shit? They can take care of themselves! A girl needs some fuckin' time to herself, yeah?

[she grins as she hears the aggravated yells, and takes a couple of moments to hang onto the side of the jeep and gracefully flip them off. this is how they roll. as she comfortably takes her seat again, she grins rather cockily at him.]

Anywhere you feel like goin', as long as we're raisin' some hell while doin' it!

stolethatkiss May 25 2011, 20:59:41 UTC

Si tu veux-- raising hell is what I do, but usually I don't do it for free.

[He gives her a languid grin in return, and then SWERVES the jeep around a corner, turning it all the way back so that he's heading TOWARDS the people who are chasing him, now.]

I'd tell you to fasten your seat belt, but I'm guessing a lady like you wants to have her little fun, hein?

[STEPPING ON THE GAS, NOW. The employees chasing after him on foot are scattering, now, as well as the ones that are driving after him...]

nostandards May 26 2011, 16:33:14 UTC

Fuck that! I live life on the edge! Faster, faster, faster!!

[Panty stands up and grips the dashboard, yelling her lungs out as they speed across the park. she hasn't experienced this much thrill in ages-it's seriously reinvigorating, and definitely something she's been needing for the past few weeks.]

stolethatkiss May 26 2011, 19:21:38 UTC

If the lady says so.

[He grins and steps on the gas even harder, revving the jeep's engine to full-power. His pursuers all make way for him as he speeds the jeep past them, also flipping one of them off as he goes-- hey, he's no gentleman, and he doesn't really care.

There are other jeeps around, all of them home to a bunch of tourists who wanted to go on a relaxing ride to see sloths, but as it is, Pip and Panty are kind of ruining the peace.]

If we get billed for damages, we're splitting the bill, oui?

nostandards May 27 2011, 03:41:50 UTC

It'll be goddamn worth it!

[it's just like back home, she muses, in an extremely rare case of introspection-just like how her and Stocking used to blast through the streets of Daten City behind See-Through's wheel. she didn't give two shits about the city, but she did miss doing things like that. so while this ride is legitimately exhilarating, it's also making her feel a weird sort of... nostalgia, almost.

of course, that second part is remains in her mind for only a couple of seconds as she zeroes back in on the excitement. fuck that sappy bullshit!]

stolethatkiss May 27 2011, 15:48:24 UTC

[Pip has a policy of don't ask if the other person doesn't tell, so that little bit of silence is something he brushes off-- they're out to have some damn fun right now, and fun is what he's determined to have!

So he swerves his jeep precariously close to another one full of tourists, grinning at the other and saluting with one hand before sweeeerving the car in another direction.

At this rate he'll probably crash, BUT WHAT THE FUCK EVER]

Try not to fall off, I don't think I'd be able to pick you back up!

stolethatkiss May 27 2011, 15:48:24 UTC

nostandards May 28 2011, 05:41:26 UTC

You've got a fuckton to learn about me if you think shit like this is something I can't handle!

[she throws her head back and laughs-cackles, almost. she still has no clue who this stranger is, but god DAMN is he fun to be around, so that doesn't matter! she'll definitely have to ask more once they've had their little joyride. but for now, zooming like madmen across the park isn't such a bad way to occupy themselves until then.]

stolethatkiss May 28 2011, 18:27:39 UTC

[Aaaaand while this is all fun and dandy, now the park rangers are trying to catch the both of them, because wow they are most certainly disturbing the peace. A few of them are driving after the two of them, shooting HUGE NETS at their jeep, which is probably not a good idea considering that that could cause the vehicle to flip over.

...this is now a test of Pip's driving skills]

...Merde, I think they actually want to stop us.

nostandards May 28 2011, 20:00:47 UTC

Oh yeah?

[the angel then reaches under her dress and begins to remove her panties. in a flash, her undergarments turn into her trusty angelic pistol. bang bang bang goes Backlace as the heavenly bullets ricochet off the park rangers' jeeps. while it's true that angelic weapons can't kill anything other than Ghosts, they can definitely hurt. or at the very least, annoy.]

No one fucks with me without a fight!

stolethatkiss May 31 2011, 16:32:57 UTC

[And of course, the jeeps start scattering again... but screw that, Pip has other, more pressing matters to attend to--

--because holy shit did this chick's panties just turn into a gun

well, Pip's priorities have just switched from driving to gawking at the girl sitting next to him.]

...Nice weapon.

nostandards May 31 2011, 21:07:35 UTC

Yeah, I get that.

[after Panty takes a few seconds to gloat, she sees they're about to crash into something! while she does enjoy any sort of attention, she kind of likes not crashing in a trashy heap of car, too. so she quickly grabs the wheel, swerving the jeep wildly... or, well, more than usual.]

But pay attention to the fuckin' road! We can go over shit like that later.

stolethatkiss June 2 2011, 01:51:44 UTC

Ah...right, eye on the road!

[He puts his hands back on the wheel, still mulling over the fact that he just saw a girl take off her panties on his jeep and said panties turned into a gun but okay, he wants to be alive enough to be able to actually contemplate that.

They go over a few bumps and hills before Pip finally slows down, heaving a long sigh.]

Merde, well, wasn't that exciting.

nostandards June 2 2011, 04:38:43 UTC

Exactly what I needed after a boring as hell day like that.

[she twirls Backlace on her finger a couple of times and blows on the tip (that's what she said). it then changes back into her underwear, which she quickly slips back on with the experience of someone who's been doing this for years. her panties back in place, she turns and grins at him, laying one arm along the top of the seats.]

So what happened back there, big boy?

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