[OPEN] HITACHIIN SURPRISE PARTY

[whosyour_rikku]

Who: EVERYONE INTERESTED!
Side Note - Make sure to tag your character once they've joined in on the fun!
What: The Hitchiin Brother's super secret Arabian Nights themed birthday bash!
When: June 9th
Where: The Pool
Warnings: Hilarity and insanity.

**UP AND READY, NOTIFS OFF, HAVE A BLAST!

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STORIES BY THE FIRE

[whosyour_rikku]

Take a seat, kick your shoes off, and enjoy the tales of others - be them of anything from ghouls to Gods.

[whosyour_rikku]

It becomes a... tickle monster! [RAWR, REAL LIFE BEAST OF THE TICKLE!]

[thesubsequent]

Oooohh! I would hope it never tickles me with it's filthy belly button fingers!

[It just sounds gross to him]

[whosyour_rikku]

Don't touch it and it won't!

But y'see, that was the problem with Brohawk. One time, he was putting the moves on a girl and well, a woman was walking by, trying to turn down one o' those street vendors- you know the kind- who don't take no for an answer. And can you guess what trigger words she used to set his hand off?

[thesubsequent]

[Thinks about this.

Thinks.]

Tell me!

[whosyour_rikku]

"Keep away, creep!"

And d'you know what the hand did?

[thesubsequent]

[THIS FACE]

It went to go grab her?!?

[whosyour_rikku]

It pinched her like the panty thief pinched at delicates!

[thesubsequent]

Oh, that's just terrible! Those filthy hands!

[Now he is sad for the woman!]

[whosyour_rikku]

And it wouldn't stop, either! It just kept pinching and pinching and pinching because there weren't any trigger words to stop it! The woman then started screaming "CUT IT OFF, CUT IF OFF!" and well, she got all sorts of attention from the Po-Po for that one.