[LIS:R] clean up time

[neverbeenhad]

Who: Everyone on the Loki.
What: Time for chores!
When: June 13th, trying to keep with Ish's tentative schedule
Where: Everywhere on the Loki
Warnings: Don't know yet, will update as needed
Notes: Tag yourselves in as you tag in! Action/Prose/Whatever!

Comments

Re: DISHES

[purrsona]

[given the fact that Nepeta has never really used plates or utensils to eat her food before, she's... not really sure what she's supposed to be doing here... but she still wants to do her part to help out! right now she's just sort of prowling around the kitchen, trying to see what everyone else is up to! teach her your strange human hygienic ways, guys.]

BECAUSE WHEN I ACTUALLY ROLLED IT GAVE ME THIS

[brbavenging]

[Sasuke is very diligent about keeping ALL THE THINGS CLEAN. Also about hating having people around while he does it. And as a ninja it's not like he can just ignore Nepeta's presence in his back.

SO IT IS WITH THIS ANNOYANCE

AND BEING COVERED BY SOAP DUDS UP TO HIS ELBOWS

that he turns to Nepeta and glares, which probably just looks like a normal greeting to her]

Did you want something.

FUCK YES

[purrsona]

[whereas someone else might have been thrown off by that, Nepeta is not!! it actually just makes her more determined to see what he's up to, because she does not back down from things like that. I mean, she puts up with Karkat all the time. this is nothing to her.]

Yes, actually! I was just curious about what we are suppawsed to be doing here!

[brbavenging]

[... her accent is odd]

Cleaning.

[purrsona]

[it's not really an accent so much as it is her trying to be cute. and coming off as stupid.]

I can see that! But what's with the... plates and stuff? I never understood why humans used those things!

[brbavenging]

[shut up he's giving her the benefit of the doubt. On the accent because on that last part it's kind of a RAISE EYEBROW AND JUDGE time]

To eat on. [and because he is way too used to aliens now, he adds:] Not all human food can be eaten easily with just our hands.

[purrsona]

Hmm, weird! [she goes up closer to the sink, peeking at the contents.] I have always eaten things with just my teeth and claws.

[brbavenging]

[takes a step away-- not to give her more space to peer at but to give himself space away from weird alien girls. Clearly. Never mind that she kind of makes him think of cats for some reason. . .

He likes cats.]

It's considered "uncivilized" by the majority. [he doesn't really care personally, and it shows] And normal human teeth and nails aren't build for tearing at food like yours are.

[he noticed the teeth, yes. NINJA. /best excuse]

[purrsona]

[personal space? ha HA! silly human customs. she doesn't happen to take note of his unease, though.

what a coincidence, so does she.]

Hmm... that is true! Humans sure are weird!

[brbavenging]

[part of Sasuke feels like he should defend his entire species

on the other hand, that part is very small and the rest of Sasuke either doesn't care or kind of agrees, so he just hums vaguely to that]

And what are you?

[purrsona]

[she giggles a bit and grins at Sasuke, almost like she's baring her teeth at him.]

I am a troll!

[brbavenging]

[and he ... is one of the few humans on the ship who doesn't have a preconception of trolls!]

Ah.

[so he is really boring about it and just goes back to washing dishes >( >( everything is ew and gross and like a million are air-drying right now]

[purrsona]

[SHE IS NOT GOING TO LEAVE HIM ALONE THAT EASILY.]

You have nothing further to say on that matter?

[brbavenging]

No. I don't.

[there is a definite "WHY WOULD I" undertone there]

[purrsona]

[yeah that goes right over her head]

Well, okay!

[pause]

Can you show me how to do this dish thing then?

[brbavenging]

[sigh. he's. he's not getting rid of her, is he.]

Fine. Grab a pair of gloves and a sponge.

[Sasuke doesn't always use the gloves himself, but in this case the dishes are really ... really gross]