✽❀ GARDENTASTA ❀ ✽

[gayformaster]

Who: Everyone and anyone! Yes, everyone is invited!
What: The ❀ GARDENTASTA ❀! Aka, a giant costume party for everyone!
When: August 12th! Yes, this is being posted in advance.
Where: The gardens attached to the labs in the bottom of the ship!
Warnings: If any threads go above PG-13, please warn about this in the subject line! The basic party

Comments

ACE | OPEN

[selfignites]

[ this pirate is already on his fourth plate of food!!

he's taking it slow though. nice and polite. but in the end he still may scarf down another half a dozen plates or so.]

i meant to put something here but then i forgot.... lmf.

[selfignites]

[YADDA YADDA X( BEEN THERE HEARD THAT.]

I don't care to. What's a pirate who obeys the law? Just another sailor.

lmfao

[thinkin_arbys]

So, what do you do, pillage and burn things?

so not a stereotypical pirate lmalfkdj

[selfignites]

We do whatever we want. Pillage, steal, hunt for treasure, beat up other pirates.. save kingdoms from evil dictators.

[serious.]

Varies by pirate, of course.

sljdfakds! lmfao i don't know what she thinks this will accomplish

[thinkin_arbys]

...Of course.

I shouldn't interfere, since this is all provided for you, but you should consider that this is far different from, say, a vast sea. If you were to step outside of the appropriate boundaries, you might find trouble in your path.

KEEP TRYING ouob something will happen, roflakjsdf.

[selfignites]

I get it, I get it. Much as I hate it. Not like I don't follow rules to begin with.

[just. not all of them.

grabbing another plate and piling it with meats and things. mostly meat.]

LMFajlsfnlsdg

[thinkin_arbys]

Generally speaking, I don't tolerate people like you...

cannot unsee flower boobs. i. sobs.

[selfignites]

Means you're doing your job properly, right? Not like there's a lot of pirating I can do here anyway.

AND YET SHE PASSES AS A MAN FOR THE ENTIRE SERIES

[thinkin_arbys]

That is true. I can't do anything, not like I might be able to do otherwise, but you should think about what you're doing very carefully. There are others with less self-restraint.

[But she's getting some food now anyway.]

well with a name like Hot Pants I'm not surprised lakjdf

[selfignites]

Appreciate the concern, but I think I've got more than enough self-restraint.

IT'S THE WORST NAME AND I CAN'T STAND IT

[thinkin_arbys]

One would hope. Do you have a name?

she chould change her name.. somehow.. maybe roflkajdf.

[selfignites]

Ace is fine. And yourself?

BECAUSE SHE NEEDS MORE THAN THREE ALIASES????

[thinkin_arbys]

Maria. [Which won't help him at all...]

ROFL NEVER ENOUGH NAMES gdit captcha

[selfignites]

Pleased to meet you, Miss Maria. [tipping the cap in her direction. he misses his regular hat though..]

How's the party going for you?

OMG I HATE CAPTCHA.

[thinkin_arbys]

...Well enough. The gardens are larger than I expected and it's good to not feel like I'm on a ship.

CAPTCHA GO DIE IN A FIRE (FUU)

[selfignites]

I've never seen a ship this big either, and I was on a pretty big one back home. Gardens and caves, lakes, giant pool with dolphins... Maintenance must be hell.