Here comes the bride....

[ineuphony]

Who: WHOEVER SIGNED UP FOR THIS PLOT
What: MAARRIIIAGGEEEEE
When: NOW
Where: IN THEIR APARTMENTS
Warnings: IDK. STUFF.

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PANTY/LLOYD

[ineuphony]

Re: PANTY/LLOYD

[twicethepower]

[It had been kind of a long day for Lloyd, as he had somehow managed to pick up so many odd jobs around the ship, and apparently all of them needed his attention today. Not to mention that Zelos had disappeared not too long ago, and while he had ended up getting some money that had belonged to the "wormholed", that meant nothing -- his friend was gone. So yeah, he hadn't been in a particularly good mood when he got back to his room, but after checking his mail slot, his mood had brightened. He had won something! Hah! Even if he still felt pretty crappy about some stuff, it was a small light in his day, one that managed to plant a bit of a smile on his face

oh god sorry for being so late

[nostandards]

[there's only one thing on Panty's mind: sex, sex, and more sex. maybe eating is in there somewhere, but it's near the bottom. her priorities are completely in order. and that is exactly what she's craving for right now, and what she's expecting. you could say she's... sexpecting.

she'd gotten to the apartment a little while before Lloyd; a little chintzy, sure, but she's definitely been to worse places before. she'd taken the liberty of getting herself ready for whoever planned on showing up to accompany her by spicing up the bedroom... the details don't really need to be gone into. once she hears a voice-and a man's voice, even, oh yes-she sits up and calls from the bed:]

In here~

IT'S COOL IT'S COOL this is hideous already

[twicethepower]

[Huh, so there was someone here. The voice is coming from the bedroom, too -- that's a weird place to meet someone. Wouldn't meeting in the kitchen be better?

All right, all right. He's heading over that way now.

And peeking in the room -- oh god what]

... Um?

[Was she getting to take a nap or something]

of course it has Panty

[nostandards]

[she gives him a quick once over once he looks into the room-not too bad, not too bad! she pats the spot next to her, looking at him expectantly.]

Well, what are you waitin' for?

manda why

[twicethepower]

[And he just raises a brow and stands there. He's not in the mood for a nap, thanks.]

My prize?

[Where's the buffet]

i don't know

[nostandards]

It's right here.

[she gestures to herself, presenting herself as seductively as she can. the buffet is riiight here, if you know what I mean.]

you know. youuu know.

[twicethepower]

...

I don't see it.

Are you sitting on it?

[YOU ARE NOT A PORKCHOP]

I ACTUALLY DON'T SINCE THIS WAS RANDOMIZED

[nostandards]

[at that reply, she just has to stare at him, completely deadpan. is he really that dense? how is that even possible? she's used to boys drooling over her-this isn't supposed to happen!]

Are you fuckin' serious?

silly manda you're a wizard

[twicethepower]

[sadly, Panty, knowing Dirk, he probably hasn't even given Lloyd "the talk" outside of FIND GIRL, MARRY GIRL.]

Huh? Hey, I was told that there was some kind of prize here.

[POINTS AT HIS BRACELET]

That's what I'm looking for!

what does that have to do with anything

[nostandards]

[just... just her luck.]

I'm not enough of a prize for your shitpile of a brain?

nothing but i just wanted to say it

[twicethepower]

Are you seriously the prize?

oh okay

[nostandards]

I know a fuckton of guys who'd kill to be in your shoes right now, asshole.

[twicethepower]

[oh did i hurt your feelings]

[oops]

... Sorry. I'm just confused.

[nostandards]

[what feelings]

What is there to be confused about?!

[twicethepower]

... Everything?