Eighth Stop - [Accidental Audio][Backdated to August 1 since he should have been up well before now]

[stop_flashtime]

...  Man, I haven't felt this bad in a while.  *long pause*  Clear, how did I get back here?

I called for help when you fell over like an idiot.  You know you shouldn't have pushed yourself like that.

Yea.  Yea.  I hear you.  Shut up.

*even longer pause, then yelling*  Clear, why the hell am I covered in feathers?

Eep.  Umm...  Quick did it?  Oh, and

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[drillsforhands]

... So... Flash is a bald eagle now?

[stop_flashtime]

Crash, don't make me hurt you. This is going to be a pain in the ass to get cleaned off as it is. I don't even know what kind of glue the fucking jackass used.

[drillsforhands]

But... Bald eagles are majestic and can fly.

Can you fly?

[stop_flashtime]

No, I can't fly. Quick just glued a bunch of feathers to me. Why the hell would that change anything?

[fasternlightbot]

*nothing but laughter on this end*

[stop_flashtime]

I swear, when I see you again, I am going to hurt you.

Once I figure out how to get rid of these damn feathers.

[fasternlightbot]

Oh c'mon Eagle Man! You're going to threaten me over a few feathers and some glue? Where's your sense of humor?

[stop_flashtime]

Quick, I swear. Call me that again, and I'm going to hunt you down and timestop you until you can't get up when I take it off.

[redundantname]

This is so good it just has to be fattening.

[stop_flashtime]

*growls* I hope you trip and die on one of your own blades, jackass.