This is Why You Work at Burger King and I, Thankfully, Don't.

[stop_him]

I order a Whopper and an order of onion rings. I like the "Zesty" dipping sauce they have - I believe it's part horseradish, which I like, though there's something else in there. I'm generally not a fan of the trend to make everything so goddamn spicy-fire-hot these days - what, is everyone too jacked up on cigarettes or something to actually taste

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[rsjr]

She was making a sexual pass at you, bro~

[stop_him]

She was doing a really, really bad job of it, then.

(If this was about anything at all besides the food, I will have to never talk to people about anything ever again.)

Look at the bright side

[brentonwilli]

She didn't offer to hold your pickle.......