Aug 13, 2015 00:11
Saturday
At Angeline + Bert's Wedding:
The Homie Kate: I knew a couple who did a tango for their first dance.
Me: See, now that seems like fun.
THK: They got divorced.
Me: Oh ... hey, quotable! *high five*
Sunday
At my new writers' group meeting:
Non-Vampire Dave: Why did the hooker go to the bathroom?
Me: To get to the john!
zing!
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