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[gnostically]

Who: gnostically and ALL OF YOU.
What: So Jade is trying out her new gift from Santa!! A Nerf Longstrike Sniper rifle gun.
When: CHRISTMAS DAY.
Where: Everywhere!
Warnings: Nonee.
Notes: Feel free to third person or [brackets], I'll match!

Comments

[mightymansopp]

[Usopp is minding his own business when suddenly ATTACK FROM THE SHADOWS SOUND THE ALARMS, MEN!

There is only one way to react to this. He yelps, spins around, and waves his arms about in motions faintly evocative of old kung fu movies done by people who have no idea what martial arts are all about. After he has ascertained that the danger has passed, he bends down and sees... a little foam dart.]

...eh?

[gnostically]

[A hand is covering Jade's mouth at the man's display, having difficulty trying to be quiet when seeing someone react that way. But hey it's a good thing! Other people react differently too at being shot so!

This time Jade takes to shooting more than once, aiming at his legs.]

[mightymansopp]

What the hell? [He does a fetching little dance to avoid the nerf darts. Even though they don't hurt at all, it should be a matter of pride not to get hit that many times! It's not difficult to see where they're being shot from - he is a sniper after all, it's kind of part of his job - and he feigns ignorance until he swings around, oh-so deadly weapon at the ready for a hasty show of revenge.]

Take that!

[Twang! Eat rubber band!]

[gnostically]

[woah!! successful shot!

she eeps in surprise, catching sight of the rubber band as it hits her before she goes and duckrolls across from where she was hiding to keep shooting some more.]

Pew pew pew!!