Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer? A picture of Stan, Kenny, the fatass and I.
Q. How many televisions you have in your house? One.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed? Right.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body? I was circumcized? Um, nothing I'd like to talk about.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted? My computer.
Q. Have you ever been knocked out? Yeah.
BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? ...I think so, yeah.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to? I wouldn't.
Q. What color do you think looks best on you? Um, my mom says green.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item? Uh, medicine?
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? Yes No I'm not gay Depends on who it was.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? ... yes Um, no. ...I don't know. It depends. How much anesthetic would I get
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Harbucks is a conforming entity that won't stop until it takes over anything. You're feeding the everlasting cycle of pain and conformity. You should've applied for a job at Tweak Bros. or Benny's. Actually...no. I fucking waste time there. Stay at your conformist establishment.
... I like Harbucks, actually. Their lattes are wicked bomb. And why would I go to Tweek Bros, if even Tweek won't work there? He's at Harbucks with me and Pip. And Benny's is for faggy goth kids who just sit there all night and write.. poetry or whatever.
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Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A picture of Stan, Kenny, the fatass and I.
Q. How many televisions you have in your house?
One.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
I was circumcized? Um, nothing I'd like to talk about.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
My computer.
Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
Yeah.
BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
...I think so, yeah.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
I wouldn't.
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
Um, my mom says green.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
Uh, medicine?
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
Yes No I'm not gay Depends on who it was.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
... yes Um, no. ...I don't know. It depends. How much anesthetic would I get ( ... )
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Harbucks rocks my socks, girl.
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But whatever. It's not like Harbucks is gunna go out of business just because you go somewhere else.
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