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stopitdenmark

#1

May 23, 2010 15:13

[It's early in the morning. Sweden smiles to himself, sleepily. And then, suddenly, he realizes something. He internally panics, trying to make a hasty attempt to rationalize. He's woken up, once again, somewhere that was definitely not his bed. At all. And there was someone sleeping right next to him. He wished this would stop happening to him ( Read more... )

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pinkplumblossom May 23 2010, 22:17:08 UTC

...Hello?

stopitdenmark May 23 2010, 22:26:43 UTC

Who is this? Tell me what's going on...!

pinkplumblossom May 23 2010, 22:27:54 UTC

"This is Taiwan. How do you know Denmark...?"

[Then, as an afterthought...]

"And, uh, which Denmark?"

stopitdenmark May 23 2010, 22:38:28 UTC

Tai..wan..?
[he barely knows his own Taiwan, he wouldn't even know if they were the same one or not]

I'm not talking about Sister Denmark. Denmark's my friend. Or, well, at least my neighbor.

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crazyclownwoman May 23 2010, 22:23:21 UTC

Hey, you know Denmark?

stopitdenmark May 23 2010, 22:28:12 UTC

Of course I know him.

crazyclownwoman May 23 2010, 22:29:15 UTC

Awesome!

[Ignoring you being rude]

Oh, oh! Are you that Norway guy he's always going on about?

stopitdenmark May 23 2010, 22:32:57 UTC

No, I'm not Norway! I'm Sweden. Wait, you know them...?

Who am I even talking to?!

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stopitdenmark May 23 2010, 22:30:15 UTC

...Mayfield? It's not a joke? What is this even supposed to be then?

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stopitdenmark May 23 2010, 22:53:00 UTC

[pauses] ...okay, fine.

But, where is this? I've never heard of it. Am I still in Scandinavia?

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puffinparadise May 23 2010, 22:32:48 UTC

What did Norway do-- Why would you think he's behind any curtains?

stopitdenmark May 23 2010, 22:44:58 UTC

I.. I don't know, isn't this supposed to be some kind of joke?

puffinparadise May 23 2010, 22:51:35 UTC

I'm afraid this anything but a joke. You're in a town called Mayfield. ...There's no way out.

stopitdenmark May 23 2010, 22:54:33 UTC

What are you talking about? Of course there's a way out. Are you saying we're trapped?

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1/? dont4gethewitch May 23 2010, 22:34:01 UTC

[You're not dead...?]

dont4gethewitch May 23 2010, 22:36:56 UTC

[Yay! So frigging happy right now...on the inside anyway.]

dont4gethewitch May 23 2010, 22:38:04 UTC

[She would have drone daughter speak for her in this situation. Unfortunately she was replaced by a loud mouth Viking girl.]

4/4 dont4gethewitch May 23 2010, 22:41:02 UTC

[This is why you hear the phone click.

She will find you, even if she has to search every damn house in this god forsaken town.]

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