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[blue_monkey]

Look, I don't know if you've realized it, but Livejournal has a lot of similarities to your boyfriend Ralf. There's the obvious stuff like the fact that you've never had satisfying sex with either of them, and that your relationship is largely based on passive-agressive attraction and the Catholic faith--but I mean deeper stuff

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[tax]

:D

[iain]

Ever notice that a rolled-up pool liner looks quite a lot like a big blue pencil?

[gazz]

I really quite liked that.

[stripwhitegirl]

TIME TO RELOAD

[anima]

That was brilliant.