[Lucky you Golbez, you've asked the most awkward gangly redhead ever. Thank god you caught her outside of her crazy superhero uniform.] You're asking me? [ NO ONE EVER APPROACHES HER ABOUT THIS KIND OF STUFF.
this can only mean one thing.
Her hero credibility is finally increasing! She eagerly throws out a hand for him to shake.] Hi! Welcome to Mayfield!
[It was a lovely morning, full of promise and potential and snacks, and Nyanpire had just begun to stroll down the street where he lived to see what there was to see.
There was apparently some guy in his pajamas to see.]
...Nyaa! You should put some slippurrs on! It's getting chilly-chilly.
[ Despite the fact that Golbez is well-acquainted with the concept of talking rabbits, he has never seen a talking cat before. So this gives him pause. ]
Er... I'm sure I'll be fine.
[ He's walked around on the moon barefoot, he's sure he can handle an unfamiliar city. ]
[Man, he must have some epic callouses Nyanpire is familiar with that look. That "why is a cat talking to me?" look. At least on this guy, it's milder than most people.
This is good!]
I'm Nyanpire! Imma cat, and Imma vampire.
[He gives his little wings a flap, and bares his fangs for demonstration.]
[ Oh, great. It's that time of month, when Mayfield gets brand new people who are lost and clutter up the phone lines asking why are they in someone else's underwear. ]
Let me guess, you went to bed last night not here and now you wake up and you're here [ beat. ] and married. [ She's psychic, let me tell you!!! She's psychic! ]
...yes. [ She sounds like she's used to this happening. ] With children, apparently. Is this [ pause; "normal" isn't the word he wants to use ] common?
It's more or less a cycle. It's how everyone arrives, myself included. [ ...she hands him a slightly outdated pamphlet. ] This, while slightly outdated and bare, more or less highlights the situation at hand. I hope survival is a specialty of yours. [ Not really. She's apathetic either way but you can't get rooks if you can't get pawns (unsure) ]
...Ah. [ He takes the pamphlet and looks over it, just skimming for now for the most important parts.
...Three years, this has been happening? Realizing just how much he's walking into blind is a little dizzying. ]
I should have no trouble with that. [ Well, maybe a little trouble, without a weapon or his magic. ] Thank you. This answers a lot of questions. Are you the one who put this together?
Don't worry about it. Is anyone going to help you with that though? It's pretty straightforward once you know the basics.
Long story short though, welcome to Mayfield. I guess you can say everyone that gets dragged here have been kidnapped. It kinda looks like America back in the 1950s, but from what everyone knows, we're probably in a completely different universe for all we know.
I'm sure I can get the hang of it. If nothing else, I can ask that woman who calls herself my "wife" to humor me.
The term "America" is just as foreign to me as "Mayfield" itself, so I have no trouble believing that this is a different universe. Does anybody know the cause of this?
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this can only mean one thing.
Her hero credibility is finally increasing! She eagerly throws out a hand for him to shake.] Hi! Welcome to Mayfield!
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He hesitates for a moment before shaking her hand. ] Mayfield? Is that the name of this... place?
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This town... Mayfield, was it? I don't recall coming here.
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Of course you do not recall coming here, you were kidnapped after all.
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There was apparently some guy in his pajamas to see.]
...Nyaa! You should put some slippurrs on! It's getting chilly-chilly.
[He does love being helpful.]
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Er... I'm sure I'll be fine.
[ He's walked around on the moon barefoot, he's sure he can handle an unfamiliar city. ]
Just what are you?
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Nyanpire is familiar with that look. That "why is a cat talking to me?" look. At least on this guy, it's milder than most people.
This is good!]
I'm Nyanpire! Imma cat, and Imma vampire.
[He gives his little wings a flap, and bares his fangs for demonstration.]
...who're you, nyaa?
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My name is [ a slight pause ] Golbez. Nyanpire, what can you tell me about Mayfield?
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Let me guess, you went to bed last night not here and now you wake up and you're here [ beat. ] and married. [ She's psychic, let me tell you!!! She's psychic! ]
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...Three years, this has been happening? Realizing just how much he's walking into blind is a little dizzying. ]
I should have no trouble with that. [ Well, maybe a little trouble, without a weapon or his magic. ] Thank you. This answers a lot of questions. Are you the one who put this together?
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You..you are listening. Right?
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Long story short though, welcome to Mayfield. I guess you can say everyone that gets dragged here have been kidnapped. It kinda looks like America back in the 1950s, but from what everyone knows, we're probably in a completely different universe for all we know.
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The term "America" is just as foreign to me as "Mayfield" itself, so I have no trouble believing that this is a different universe. Does anybody know the cause of this?
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