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[stopperdeath]

There is such screeching and tearing of hair coming from the Hufflepuff and Gryffindor dorms that I give it mere hours before the castle crumbles under the weight of the melodrama.

What this school needs is a relaxing supper. Perhaps canard a l'orange? I do so enjoy a roast duck.

Comments

[siriuslythebest]

what this school needs is fumigation against small snivelly pests like yourself.

[amazonstar]

HE IS NOT SNIVELLY!!!!1!!!!!!! By the way, was tracking you in th'corridor today and noticed you smell like dirty underarms. Still trying t'actively repel women, then, are you? Going a bit far, you are, seeing as they'll no doubt steer clear of you on their own.

[stopperdeath]

Thank you, Bellatrix, for that hygiene update. I am sorry you were close enough to have such firsthand knowledge.

[amazonstar]

And my nose is still sorry, too. The stench LINGERS, it does.

[hawkeyed]

If only I could cook.

[stopperdeath]

If it's of the same caliber as your potions-making, I fear for us all.