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[stopperdeath]

There are dark rumours in the world these days. One cannot help but hear. It chills the very bones.

I am, of course, talking about Kingsley's accent, and his feminine screeches of despair.

Thank all that's holy the Slytherin common room is deep enough in the ground to be cushioned from such hysterical screaming.

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[kingshacklebolt]

nobody asked for your opinion, snape. go back to your dungeon where you belong.

[stopperdeath]

I'm already here, in the blessed silence.

Has the loss of your accent impeded your cognitive skills?

[kingshacklebolt]

if you're in the dungeon then it's likely hard for you to hear my supposed feminine wailing then, isn't it?

seems your cognitive skills are off too then, mate.

[stopperdeath]

You are worse than Peeves about screeching your misfortunes to the rafters. Only the Slytherins may find relief from it.

And those were an awful lot of multisyllabic words, Kingsley. Are you well?