[166] Rex fails at the BOY HERO thing. // VIDEO

[stopthat_destro]

[Hey, it's Rex... looking younger and more wholesome and, uh, heroic, instead of like a vaguely creepy loser nerd. Anyone who remembers Jim Hawkins may pick up on the resemblance, because lol animated JGL. Anyway, Rex has got a tiny mechanical dragon companion and is holding a big shiny medallion that's glowing with POWAHHH. Also, he looks cranky

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[spam] DESPITE YOUR RECENT HIATUS

[inhumandog]

[Iago really, really liked this new position. He had everything he wanted- a younger form, servants to wait on him, good clothes, and wonderful hair. Being the Prince Charming figure in a fairy tale wasn't so bad. He would return to the barge in his own time. For now...he would just stroll through the city. Using a small mirror he found his pocket, he inspected his face once more, making sure that no curl on his head was out of place. Unfortunately, that meant that he bumped into Rex without even seeing him.]

Watch it!

((OOC: Just wanted to get this out there. No worries for your hiatus. Get to it when you can!))

[spam] BLAGH, apparently the piece of shit phone is working for now

[stopthat_destro]

[Rex was trying to inspect his magic bling when somebody bumped into him, then had the nerve to tell HIM to watch it.]

You watch it! [He crossed his arms, then blinked. Was that... With THAT hair? Rex snickered.] Iago?

[spam] WOO!...stupid phones...

[inhumandog]

[Iago laughed, brushing his hair back from his face.] Yes. Who... [Wait a second.] Rex?

I didn't think you would be here. Certainly not like...that.

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[stopthat_destro]

[Frooowwwwnnnn.] What do you mean 'like... that'? Have you seen your [Fabulous] hair?

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[championoftime]

Rex!

[And there's his raggedy wizard toddling up to him. Because he poofs into a cloud of smoke every time certain fairy godmothers come near. Damned curse. But he's dusted himself mostly from the last time.]

What's this about warden's you're mentioning?

[Spam]

[stopthat_destro]

[ACK. Rex gapes at the Doctor for a moment, theeeennn forces a casual grin. Okay, so he has... A sidekick? Or he is a sidekick. But Rex is pretty sure that, between the two, he's more likely the hero. Just going by stupid fairy tale rules. He's the young orphan, after all.]

Uh. Nothing. I meant... Princess. It was a just a joke on how. [Cough.] Women can be controlling. You know?

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[championoftime]

[Probably. Side-kicks with strange curses are very common.] Well don't let that Princess get her hands on that medallion. It's a special one. [He dusts himself off a little more.]

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[stopthat_destro]

[Rex lowers the medallion and looks at the Doctor.] What's so special about it? [He can tell it's got... something like magic, but maybe the Doctor can shed some light on things.]

[Being a troll under a bridge. Literally. :c]

[failedcreator]

The magic elves do not speak of such things.

lolll i love ut

[stopthat_destro]

Then who does?

[failedcreator]

The travelers.

[Pause.] That is a dragon?

[stopthat_destro]

[SIGH.] Yes. It's a dragon. In a manner of speaking, anyway.

I REMEMBER JIM sob ros stop making me want to reapp

[result_of_war]

Where did you get that dragon? [:O]

NEVER

[stopthat_destro]

I made it.

;___;

[result_of_war]

Really? You should make more. And sell them. You'd make a fortune. [Also he wants one. :|]

[stopthat_destro]

I--

[Hmmm.]

If you can tell me more about this, [Pointing to the magic bling.] then I'll make you one.

[giftedtwin]

[Affected Thom peers at the medallion, a frown on his face.]

Well, at least this time it isn't something you stole from me!

[stopthat_destro]

Excuse me?

[HOW DARE YOU CALL HIM A THIEF, SIR. REX NEVER STEALS EXCEPT FOR ALL THE TIMES HE DOES.]

[giftedtwin]

You took the ruby pendant last week; I know it was you!