[168] The TMI, IT BURNS. // Voice.

[stopthat_destro]

[Through gritted teeth:] Please, please, please stop talking about your sex lives or lack thereof.

[Pause. He lets out a frustrated growl.]

THIS IS LIKE BEING BACK IN THE ARMY!

[~Dramatic flounce~]

[OOC: NOPE, Rex isn't affected. But feel free to be horribly TMI with him, affected people.]

Comments

Audio:

[i_dare_anything]

Talking about such matters is of no interest to me.

I find watching the affairs of others a far more productive use of my time...

Re: Audio:

[stopthat_destro]

I hope that isn't an admission to voyeurism.

Re: Audio:

[i_dare_anything]

Of course it...

No.

Re: Audio:

[stopthat_destro]

Good.

[impure_tale]

I'm still hard at work on that guidebook, on that subject. I'd like to find a proper artist to illustrate it. Not that I feel you need diagrams. But when Prefect wrote his missive about bats, it seemed to garner a chuckle or two. I supposed it might help you and Iago relax.

[stopthat_destro]

I--

Wh--

Guidebook?

[impure_tale]

Of course. I said that I would write you one.

[stopthat_destro]

I thought you were joking, or it was an... empty threat.

[ifightfor]

User social norms not in effect right now. Requesting restriction of discussion will not have desired effect.

[stopthat_destro]

I know. I don't know why I bothered. Now the conversation's been brought to me.

[ifightfor]

Suggest however flood be used as resource for information gathering.

[It's how he's decided to cope and possibly accidentally graduate himself whoops.]

Private

[stopthat_destro]

The problem is: nobody affected has any information I want.

[notarrowette]

I kind of agree. Well, not that it's like being in the army, because I wouldn't know about that, but the discussions about our sex lives is kind of depressing. And disturbing, in some cases.

[stopthat_destro]

Depressing? I just found it irritating.

[notarrowette]

It's depressing if you had a boyfriend and he cheated on you, so you broke up with him, but then he graduated and left still blaming you for the break up, and you're not really the casual sex type. Then it's kind of like... well great, it's going to be a long time before I have sex again. Sometimes I think people who don't take it so seriously have the better idea, but then my morals kick in. Stupid morals.

[stopthat_destro]

Are you talking about Sylar? [He shouldn't ask, he shouldn't ask, he shouldn't...] Why did you even make him your boyfriend? He has a unibrow...

[hatestriangles]

Tell me about it, it's like the fucking locker rooms in here.

[stopthat_destro]

I can't believe how much the wardens think about this. It's like they came to the Barge to get laid.

[hatestriangles]

You'd have to be stupid to come to this place to look for someone to fuck; basically everyone's crazy.

[stopthat_destro]

And yet these are the people in charge of us. No wonder this place is so dysfunctional. [CLEARLY, that has nothing to do with the inmates, who totally aren't sex obsessed.]