What makes a Hero?

[stopthegears]

Today I was craving a 5 dollar foot long so I headed to the local subway. While I was in line an 8 or 9 year old boy came in and said he was just looking. In reality this criminal mastermind was going to attempt a raisin heist. He acted as if he was reading the nutritional facts on the two boxes of raisins and when the cashier looked the other way

Comments

[punchingskulls]

Well done. I've reported this to the local precinct and your plaque has been ordered. Should be delivered in a few weeks.

[circesissy]

haha well at least he was stealing something healthy and not like doritos or cookies

[ucbish]

Maybe he was constipated.