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If I were a month I would be: July
If I were a day of the week I would be: Wednesday
If I were a time of day I would be: 3:13 AM
If I were a planet I would be: Saturn
If I were a sea animal I would be: seal
If I were a direction I would be: south
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a couch
If I were a sin I would be: gluttony
If I were a historical figure I would be: queen nefertiti
If I were a liquid I would be: coca cola
If I were a stone, I would be: malachite
If I were a tree, I would be: A gingko
If I were a bird, I would be: A robin (surprise!)
If I were a tool, I would be: a phillips screwdriver
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: an iris
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: sunshine
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: a hobbit
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: A kazoo
If I were an animal, I would be: a moose
If I were a color, I would be: orange
If I were an emotion, I would be: confusion
If I were a vegetable, I would be: snap peas
If I were a sound, I would be: the sound a spray bottle makes
If I were an element, I would be: Copper
If I were a car, I would be: a smart car
If I were a song, I would be: hey ya-outkast
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: mira nair
If I were a book, I would be written by: francesca lia block
If I were a food, I would be: a really good salad
If I were a place, I would be: a meadow with wildflowers
If I were a material, I would be: metal
If I were a taste, I would be: yummy
If I were a scent, I would be: ticonderoga pencil smell
If I were a religion, I would be: jewish(of course)
If I were a word, I would be: woot
If I were an object, I would be: a compass, because it has dual poles
If I were a body part I would be: an eye
If I were a facial expression I would be: a fake confused face
If I were a subject in school I would be: journalism
If I were a cartoon character I would be: ghandi on clone high usa
If I were a shape I would be a: circle
If I were a number I would be: 3