THE CHAMBER OF SHUT UP
WELL, I'M SURE BY NOW YOU'VE ALL HAD PLENTY OF TIME TO FAMILIARISE YOURSELVES AND PRETEND YOU HAVEN'T WITH A CERTAIN PIECE OF TRIPE THAT ONE-HALF OF OUR FORMER MUGGLE STUDIES PROFESSING DUO HAS PENNED AND RELEASED (AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE ONE WITH THE RING, AND THE WALKING), CLAIMING THAT SHE MADE UP SEVERAL OF THESE PEOPLE. APPARENTLY LOTS OF PEOPLE THINK IT WAS A REALLY GREAT IDEA.
GREAT, YOU KNOW. I'M SO GLAD THAT SHE CAN SPOT AN OPPORTUNITY TO CAPITALISE OFF MY MISERY AND MAKE MILLIONS OF POUNDS DOING IT AND HAVE EVERYONE CALLING HER GENIUS. OH, SHE'S SO BRILLIANT, COMING UP WITH THIS BRILLIANT BOOK AND WRITING THIS WHOLE BRILLIANT STORY, CREATING SUCH BRILLIANT LIFE-LIKE CHARACTERS, BLAH BLAH BLAH, ET CETERA, ET CETERA.
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT OLD MUGGLE STUDIES PROFESSORS THAT WRITE BOOKS ABOUT YOU AND PRETEND THAT THEY'VE COME UP WITH YOU THEMSELVES AND THEN EVERYONE STARTS THINKING THAT YOU DON'T ACTUALLY EXIST AND PEOPLE WRITE TERRIFYING STORIES ABOUT YOU AND PROFESSOR SNAPE, WHO, BY THE WAY, KILLED DUMBLEDORE, EVEN IF DUMBLEDORE IS STILL ALIVE, ON THE GROUNDS THAT YOU DON'T CARE BECAUSE YOU DON'T EXIST, EVEN THOUGH YOU DO CARE BECAUSE YOU DO EXIST AND IN FACT YOU ARE MORTALLY OFFENDED AND HAVE CONSIDERED HOMICIDE ON MORE THAN ONE OCCASION JUST BECAUSE OF IT, AND PEOPLE LAUGH AT YOU WHEN YOU TRY TO ORDER FOOD: FUCK 'EM.
ANYWAY, NO POINT PRETENDING WE DON'T ALL KNOW ABOUT IT AND HAVEN'T ALL READ IT BY NOW, SO I GUESS WE MIGHT AS WELL JUST DISCUSS ALL THESE LIES THIS WOMAN IS SPREADING ABOUT US.
THERE HAS TO BE SOME SORT OF LAW AGAINST THIS. IT'S GOT TO BE LIBEL OR SOMETHING.
GREAT, YOU KNOW. I'M SO GLAD THAT SHE CAN SPOT AN OPPORTUNITY TO CAPITALISE OFF MY MISERY AND MAKE MILLIONS OF POUNDS DOING IT AND HAVE EVERYONE CALLING HER GENIUS. OH, SHE'S SO BRILLIANT, COMING UP WITH THIS BRILLIANT BOOK AND WRITING THIS WHOLE BRILLIANT STORY, CREATING SUCH BRILLIANT LIFE-LIKE CHARACTERS, BLAH BLAH BLAH, ET CETERA, ET CETERA.
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT OLD MUGGLE STUDIES PROFESSORS THAT WRITE BOOKS ABOUT YOU AND PRETEND THAT THEY'VE COME UP WITH YOU THEMSELVES AND THEN EVERYONE STARTS THINKING THAT YOU DON'T ACTUALLY EXIST AND PEOPLE WRITE TERRIFYING STORIES ABOUT YOU AND PROFESSOR SNAPE, WHO, BY THE WAY, KILLED DUMBLEDORE, EVEN IF DUMBLEDORE IS STILL ALIVE, ON THE GROUNDS THAT YOU DON'T CARE BECAUSE YOU DON'T EXIST, EVEN THOUGH YOU DO CARE BECAUSE YOU DO EXIST AND IN FACT YOU ARE MORTALLY OFFENDED AND HAVE CONSIDERED HOMICIDE ON MORE THAN ONE OCCASION JUST BECAUSE OF IT, AND PEOPLE LAUGH AT YOU WHEN YOU TRY TO ORDER FOOD: FUCK 'EM.
ANYWAY, NO POINT PRETENDING WE DON'T ALL KNOW ABOUT IT AND HAVEN'T ALL READ IT BY NOW, SO I GUESS WE MIGHT AS WELL JUST DISCUSS ALL THESE LIES THIS WOMAN IS SPREADING ABOUT US.
THERE HAS TO BE SOME SORT OF LAW AGAINST THIS. IT'S GOT TO BE LIBEL OR SOMETHING.