And now for a representative excerpt from my life
*phone rings*
*I wake up, cursing*
"Hello! Are you ready?"
"uhhh...."
"... you just woke up, didn't you. You said you'd be ready at 10:30"
"Sorry, I'm not doing too well."
"Well, go shower and such, I'll be back in half an hour"
(conversation might be slightly modified here, but you get the point)
*I shower*
*I start getting dressed*
*Boyfriend wakes up*
"... those are nice underwear" (referring to the nice red lace bra and red panties he hasn't seen yet because I only just bought them)
"Yeah, well, I'm going out with my girlfriend. Gotta look my best."
"... you never wear toe socks for me" (referring to the red and black striped toe socks I'm now putting on)
"yeah, well, my mom only just brought them from home. Figured I'd wear them for my girlfriend"
"Fine, I see how it is."
*kisses boyfriend goodbye*
"Have fun in Oberlin...."
"Have fun in Chicago?"
"Michigan"
"... have fun in Michigan"
"FINE! I WILL!"
"you do that"
*I leave to go to Oberlin*
Now, see, I could've formatted that more obnoxiously. Or not.