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New test from OkCupid! about my sexual habits according to starsign. Of course, I'm Leo and Virgo, so I did both. I boldened those that apply, to show accuracy.
Leo Man
... Homosexual
Gay Leo is far and away more out and proud than most of his homosexual friends; pride is a more prominent virtue (or vice) for the gay Leo man than it will ever be for the straight one. In thruth, he really is one of the more straight appearing and -acting men on the wheel, as if naturally dispelling the notion that gay men are any different from straight men. Looking “straight” also serves another purpose: It attracts female friends, who make up the greater part of his adoring fan base. Most of his male friends are straight, and they, too, are subject to his domination, being typically weedier and whimper pussy-whipped fellows in whose precense the Leo will feel a natural superiority. In most cases Leo man selects a lover who seems “out of character” to those who know him best, or so it would appear. Gay Leo seems to enjoy slumming it in search of some “lost” male orphan whom he can adopt and have benefit from his natural fatherly energy. Not to say that Leo goes for younger guys; in fact, he has a penchant for men just his own age. Leo is a most jealous man with, hands down, the hottest temper of any man in the zodiac, and he takes “cheating” as a crime against nature, God, and along such lines himself. When it comes to nuts and bolts sexual behaviour, then, thresomes seem distinctly out of the question. He believes his lovemaking is so authentic and quintessentially passionate that he wishes (secretly or otherwise) to share the world. He makes love in a nearly soap-operatic fashion, his “favorite things” being somewhat soft core in sensibility: Deep kissing and body contact typically top the list, along with massage and mutual masturbation. Though he will use his mouth sensually over his lover's body, he's not particulary oral per se. Ironically, when it comes to any anal penetration, he will sooner adopt the passive pose, as if to say he's the one being done and not doing for.
Gay turn-ons: Younger men, asians, submissives, twinks, lifeguards, speedos, farmboys, rentboys, guidos, denims, t-shirts, cowboy boots, smooth bodies, swimmers builds, mind control, (passive) oral, (active) tea-bagging, buttockry, frottage, bearcups, transsexual, muscular backs, lats, sport kit, jockstraps, wrestling, locker rooms, exhibitionism, adulation, hygiene, (active) nipple play, father role-play, animal noises, monogamy
Virgo Man
... Homosexual
Nobody is more a chameleon than Virgo. And no Virgo is more a chameleon than gay Virgo man, who, being sexually self aware from an early age, may view relationships with men, and typically older ones, as a way to mend his disenfranchised feelings and elevate his station in life. In deference to his alchemist archetype, he can be a real gold digger, exhibiting a particular aptitude for foraging his way into a rich boyfriend's deepest pockets. Neither vehmently dominant nor submissive a characther, he wants what every freewheeling Virgo man wants, gay or straight; lots of blow jobs, with little effort or involvement. Still, the magnetic mentors to whom he's generally attracted may make more demands on him than he'd readily volunteer to perform. He might allow himself to be eased into what are, at first, vividly compromising positions to keep his lover satisfied, thus, insuring whatever cushy niche he's carving out for himself as ward, if not lord, of the mannor. Still, even if his boyfriend possesses a tireless libido, emphasis for the Virgo will rarely be sex. Indeed he is far more interested in the pristine public image he and his lover present. Virgo merely belives that sexuality should never define a person; fittingly, his own don't ask don't tell policy is usually firmly in effect, and in his signature social climbing, such subjects are seldom broached. His interest in hobnobbing at posh parties, exhibiting an impressive knowledge of all things aesthetic, never feeling the slightest need to make anything near what might be considered a political statement. Typically, around middleage, he will seek to pass the baton of his amassed knowledge, sharing his life with someone who reminds him very much of himself: a sorcerer's apprentice of sorts, who will regard him with as much love and affection as he does awe and respect.
Gay turn-ons: Submission, older men, executives, business suits, dress socks, mediterraneans, latins, straight men, role-play, faux identities, twinks, rent boys, "chicken", teacher-student role play, mutual oral, j/o, debauchery, degradation, (passive/active) analingus, foreskin, (passive) penetration, toys, plugs, gadgets, straight-sex voyeurism, private parties, sex clubs, theatres, backrooms, massages, saunas, bathhouses, uncle fantasies, servants, (passive) lite s+m, teasing, torture, enemas