The Night Of the Squeeky Bed

[stormlovindj]

When you sleep at someones house and their bed squeeks uncontrolably.... should you stay? should you go? should you jump in? should you look for stains first? should you blame it on bad construction.... what do you do?

answer this question.... keeping in mind its a good friend of yours... creative answers may win bonus points.

-MB

Comments

[justin02]

Have a competition who can make the most annoying/loudest squeek :)

Good idea

[anonymous]

1.)Find a way to lock the door
2.)Squeak continuously
3.)moan loudly
4.)call out name of his/her girlfriend/boyfriend often
5.)if friend comes knocking, stop then tell them that you can't come to the door because you've suddenly gotten paralyzed
6.)brag about how you "got some good ass" last night, in the morning...

And have fun f*ckin with your friend :)

--Brian--

[emtboi378]

To quote one of the greatest romantics of all time... "Shag em rotten baby ! Yeah! " :-P thats what I woulda done.. but thats just me ;-) Besides... im sure this friend is prolly really really good in bed .. but thats just a shot in the dark.. lol .. no pun intended :-D

[epilepticemu]

Do not under any circumstances simply leap in. You must take your time, and check the workmanship. It may be old and rickety, but it may support your weight. As long as you conclude that it will indeed support your weight, and not buckle under the stress, you may cautiously slip in.

[geminishadow]

well, why not check for stains first, if you can't find any, make some...