12 Days of Xmas? Im a Jew Stupid!
Dont know which one i like most....
The Twelve Days of Christmas
for stormlovindj:
Day #Who?What they got you1stjustin02The Marquis de Sade's sex drive2ndtrackrunner06a dildo built for two3rdkdwhoatethemoonLED christmas anal beads4thraverboy210a butt-plug5th__burn_me_sillya small, laminated card stating, 'ALL ACCESS - TO ME!'6thwheretoA forty pronged whip for lashing all of your friends7thinfinitepresentA tape of you showering which they filmed without your knowledge8thbwana keg of lube9thscottyjayA pornstar slot machine10thdivaboi06a crate labelled, 'world's best porn collection'11thformlyknwnasrata gigantic vagina in your yard, drawn in flaming gasoline12thdancergirl222a rainbow wig doused in pheromonesTake this Quiz at QuizUniverse.com( or, take the 'clean' version at QuizGalaxy.com )
The Twelve Days of Christmas
for stormlovindj:
Day #Who?What they got you1st__burn_me_sillya pop-up kama sutra2ndnazonatte69an inverse restraining order, requiring you to be 'coupled' at all times3rdlifethrualens08A key to the playboy mansion4thtjsparkyboia tray of lewd ice cubes5thassistant_jp1a tube of Crabs-Be-Gone6thjack2004a full-body condom7thraverboy210a leather blindfold and a motel key8thceorla small, laminated card stating, 'ALL ACCESS - TO ME!'9thburchi501a gigantic penis in your yard, drawn in flaming gasoline10thlluvya14an inverse restraining order, requiring you to be 'coupled' at all times11thdancergirl222pubic dandruff shampoo12thvintagehearttA all expense paid trip to the Red Light DistrictTake this Quiz at QuizUniverse.com( or, take the 'clean' version at QuizGalaxy.com )
The Twelve Days of Christmas
for stormlovindj:
Day #Who?What they got you1stwritersblock101a gigantic penis in your yard, drawn in flaming gasoline2ndoverachieva41an invitation to the first ever zero-gravity space orgy3rda_is_for_awkwarsyphillis4thraverboy210an experimental vibrator5thbringontomorrowa fitted corset made of cling wrap6th__burn_me_sillya tube of strawberry-flavoured lube, laced with epoxy7thtylerman3A all expense paid trip to the Red Light District8thpooooterA forty pronged whip for lashing all of your friends9thsds19419a dusty bottle of absinthe10thrabbit4887A key to the playboy mansion11thdisk2most of a dead hooker12thoverachieva41A nude portrait of your done from memory - when they were standing outside your bedroom windowTake this Quiz at QuizUniverse.com( or, take the 'clean' version at QuizGalaxy.com )
Have a Nice Day
The Twelve Days of Christmas
for stormlovindj:
Day #Who?What they got you1stjustin02The Marquis de Sade's sex drive2ndtrackrunner06a dildo built for two3rdkdwhoatethemoonLED christmas anal beads4thraverboy210a butt-plug5th__burn_me_sillya small, laminated card stating, 'ALL ACCESS - TO ME!'6thwheretoA forty pronged whip for lashing all of your friends7thinfinitepresentA tape of you showering which they filmed without your knowledge8thbwana keg of lube9thscottyjayA pornstar slot machine10thdivaboi06a crate labelled, 'world's best porn collection'11thformlyknwnasrata gigantic vagina in your yard, drawn in flaming gasoline12thdancergirl222a rainbow wig doused in pheromonesTake this Quiz at QuizUniverse.com( or, take the 'clean' version at QuizGalaxy.com )
The Twelve Days of Christmas
for stormlovindj:
Day #Who?What they got you1st__burn_me_sillya pop-up kama sutra2ndnazonatte69an inverse restraining order, requiring you to be 'coupled' at all times3rdlifethrualens08A key to the playboy mansion4thtjsparkyboia tray of lewd ice cubes5thassistant_jp1a tube of Crabs-Be-Gone6thjack2004a full-body condom7thraverboy210a leather blindfold and a motel key8thceorla small, laminated card stating, 'ALL ACCESS - TO ME!'9thburchi501a gigantic penis in your yard, drawn in flaming gasoline10thlluvya14an inverse restraining order, requiring you to be 'coupled' at all times11thdancergirl222pubic dandruff shampoo12thvintagehearttA all expense paid trip to the Red Light DistrictTake this Quiz at QuizUniverse.com( or, take the 'clean' version at QuizGalaxy.com )
The Twelve Days of Christmas
for stormlovindj:
Day #Who?What they got you1stwritersblock101a gigantic penis in your yard, drawn in flaming gasoline2ndoverachieva41an invitation to the first ever zero-gravity space orgy3rda_is_for_awkwarsyphillis4thraverboy210an experimental vibrator5thbringontomorrowa fitted corset made of cling wrap6th__burn_me_sillya tube of strawberry-flavoured lube, laced with epoxy7thtylerman3A all expense paid trip to the Red Light District8thpooooterA forty pronged whip for lashing all of your friends9thsds19419a dusty bottle of absinthe10thrabbit4887A key to the playboy mansion11thdisk2most of a dead hooker12thoverachieva41A nude portrait of your done from memory - when they were standing outside your bedroom windowTake this Quiz at QuizUniverse.com( or, take the 'clean' version at QuizGalaxy.com )
Have a Nice Day